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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm here. Where are you?
I'm in a good mood, let's not waste this moment.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:30, 114 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm right here
but I think it's nearly time for a bath

If you're in a good mood you should dance. Or jump about, that's what happy guinea pigs do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Do you have a bar of galaxy ripple to take into the bath with you? It's just that, a bath with galaxy ripple is the bath of monarkey.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I don't see the attraction of eating
in the bath. Perhaps a cup of tea, but I've had my tea quota already today.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I'm at work BGB, and banned from your b4sh, thanks for rubbing it in

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:35, Reply)
banned?! Oh what could you have done to deserve that?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)
All I said was that she had crinkley tits
Then Bang! B4SHBAN !
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
shocking

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:40, Reply)
A bit of an over reaction I thought
I'd got my b4sh waki t-shirt lined up and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)
ha...............ha....................ha.
Nobody believes you and everyone thinks you're sad because you really really want to come but you daren't because you're a wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Don't make me publish your gazzez of banishment

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I'll get one of those super injuctions.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I had been planning on bringing my synth to show off my latest choons, your loss treacle

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Your loss treacle?
How does it go? I hope it has an early 80's bent to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)
It's bent alright
Perhaps you can light a little Rory candle so that you can all be thinking of me
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I have tea lights.
I'll light them and we can all have a laugh at your expense. Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
:'(
B4sh Bully
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)
*raises fists in threatening manner*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I'm imagining it having that plinkey plonkey vibe to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)
It's real Shoreditch/ Hoxton/ Dalston
It's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I was hoping more for Gary Numan meets Kraftwerk.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
In a high speed head on collision, hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I like Gary Numan.
Kraftwerk are OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Very little time for either
But each to their own, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Prefer the Mode over all though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Well, yeah.
And mine is XTC, but I'm very fond of DM.

I could have done a really laboured Jeff style pun about Kraftwerk running into Numan, in his CAR, on the AUTOBAHN.

But that would have been dull even by my standards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)
LTI

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)
*XTC highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Me, my long cherished b3ta name, and why
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG3YTqOlIkI
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)
That's it
Not my favourite XTC song, but a very good one and the one in my head when I signed up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)
In fond memory of BGB's post

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I got confused for a minute.
It's my age.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Deletion is a cruel and wicked thing, an afrontery to the gods if you will

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
I rarely delete.
I started a sentance and wasn't sure where I was going with it so thought better.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)
You put thought into your postings? I might give that a go one day

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Please don't.
I prefer your lolwacky posts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)
You should try it.
It's very libertonbcfjfcfaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)
She's timed it with the anniversary of a dearly missed lost loved one on purpose even though I haven't told anyone about it.
This is terrible as she should have known I'm going to the grounds the day after to pay my respects and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)
What a bitch eh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I hadn't realised you and Gary Coleman were so close
is it a height thing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
About to go into the garden for a tab
Getting frustrated about my absolute spazzery with all things involving computers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
i am stuck at work...
... AGAIN

however, just seen the menu for where i am going tomorrow. gonz, check out "crazy bear" restaurant on google. how cool is that??? (i say gonz because there is so much sushi and sashimi on there, although lots of other shit too. woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Not sure if I like this
but I like the name: Hoodie Allen - Back to the 50's

Evening all! What are you listening to lately?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:42, Reply)
The sound of my life whooshing past.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)
that didn't last long

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)
My missus on the phone to her mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Little Barry
Doing a session on 6 music tonight but I've got some of their earlier stuff.

Incredible guitarist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I should be sick of them by now but
this and this have been on heavy rotation.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I'm liking The National a lot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfySK7CLEEg
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)
their drummer is fantastic

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)
On my "to do" list
Next time they're on tour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I bought a Thin Lizzy CD today.
I may put it on later and rock out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
right now it's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP1bpkqGUTw
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I'm in dire need of a new mixed cd, I've been listening to N-Dubz every day since Christmas.
No. Lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Bleeding hell woman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)
my laptop is on the blink so I can't make a new one
plus all my other cds have songs I've played out to myself
thankfully my father got me all 3 of their cds otherwise I'd be pulling my hair out
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)
to be played at very high volume
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9-pLuDSTbc
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)
that has cheered me up no end

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Evening.
I've been catching up with the day's Wormulus baiting. I noticed Briandead didn't hang around for long. I suppose he probably had to nip off to stop SexFace from shagging his girlfriend. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Rory is casting aspertions on my good character again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I noticed.
The missus sends *chest bumps* from the kitchen. I knew that boob job investment I got her was a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Huzzah!
Please tell Rory how awesome I am. He seems to be the only one here who cannot grasp this concept.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I'd like to but I don't think he'd listen to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I'm at WORK.
Listening to Liz Lee sing on shoddy youtube vids.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I'm sat in my pants watching the sunset

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)
How romantic!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)
It's all, like, colourful and shit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Innit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Look!
the outside being all colourful and shit

thats actually from about a week ago, but it's similarly colourful and shit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I'm a sucker for a nice sunset/sunrise.
You're very lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)
They're ok I 'spose, for something so un-breasty

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)
paint nipples on your windows

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Fit the best, fit Everest WINDOWTITS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Ted Moult's feather
that he used in an Everest advert filmed at the Tan Hill Inn (highest pub in England) was displayed in a frame on the wall of said pub, until some fucker nicked it. The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Did the pub have WINDOWTITS?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)
doesn't look like wales

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Can't argue with that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)
And then after that, the full moon will come out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)
My penis did pop out of the left leg of my boxers just now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)
sofalol.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I am damp
sat in a towel, and watching the lights of morrisons go on as the light of the sky fades
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Show off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)
ah, the glow of pizza hut in the distance
really is poetic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)
ewwww damp. That's not a great word.
I take it this is bath related rather than frothy clopper related?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)
could be both
if she sat on a bath-bomb
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I drop my own bombs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)
not in the bath I hope
you filth monger
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)
only other peoples'

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)
why is everyone so scat-focussed today?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)
scooby doop doop do do do dooo
doo do do do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)
it's Wednesday

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I really want sugar puffs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)
if that's an invitation to wee on you I'm sorry
can't help you, I get shy bladder.

If you're just peckish then I totally understand, they rule.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:59, Reply)
well at least it got people off the subject of poo a little
no, I just need to get some when I go to the shop and it's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)
it's an insidious plan to influence your behaviour via foodstuffs
first Sugar Puffs, then KFC, then murder.

Anyway they probably have less sugar in them than Alpen Original
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Alpen is a fair percentage of everything I eat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:12, Reply)
yeah :(
but it was a nice bath
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)
moist is prettier

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)
moist is a little more, you know, rude

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)
not at gross as damp though
damp makes me think of a dead body
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)
well, it's
ok, I've dried off now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Now I will forever think of you as dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
wooooOOOOoooOOoo
BBraaInS
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
That's ZOMBIE.
Not cold, dead, damp in the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I fucking love zombies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I like being a zombie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I just like the way they don't give a fuck.
I am who I am and I want to eat your brains. Fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)
They're not very funny though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I like their singlemindeness.
There's a time to be serious.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlznuyPOeM
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
soggy

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Just watched last week's Waterloo Road, so I can then watch this week's Waterloo Road later
I think I am a little bit in love with the dog teasing guy from Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

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