If she's on Match
she's definitely high in the internet wierdo stakes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nah mate
UniformDating.com, that's a whole other league
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I love uniforms.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

That place is really odd
there must be a whole set of couples who both think they are meeting someone who works in uniform, but they don't.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I can't help but think that anyone on that site who actually wears a uniform
must be really fucking minging. Anyone who's actually a nurse or a fireman should be able to use that to their advantage IRL, unless they munt on a colossal scale.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I think we're duty bound
to get "munting on a himalayan scale" or something similar into common usage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Agreed
Let's get on this

*Makes conversation with female colleagues*

Yeah, they don't like that. And now my face hurts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Wearing them?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Yep.Both.All.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

My profile on that shows that I'm looking for traffic wardens.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

i before e except after c
or when you are being weird.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

ie before e?
hear that? that's the sound of a petard being well and truly hoisted.

Edit, Swipe, that's the slowest ninja in the history of ninjing. I hope you're giving us your full attention, here
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

There was a whole thing about that phrase recently
because it's actually not that accurate.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

no, not particularly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I'm referring to the i before e thing
not the hoisted by your own petard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

yeah, so was I
as in I was agreeing with you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Yeah I thought so, but wanted to check
or that could have been really embarrassing
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

viz "weird"
a word she uses in the exact same post.

Upon closer inspection, this may in fact have been the joke.
( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

It was on QI
They don't teach it in schools any more because there are more exceptions to the rule than actual examples of the rule - glacier, species, etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

of course i am darling
you ALWAYS get my full attention, here, there, everywhere...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Splendid, my sweet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)