My hangover now feels like it might give me a heart attack, is this normal?
In other news i have just spent £264 on water, water for gods sake! What do you hate paying for?

ALT: Who is more wiley, foxes or racoons?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:08, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Milky Cunt.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Bottled water.
I always order sparkling in restaurants as flat bottled water is like tap water.

264 snots? Is that for a year?

Alt: Foxes. Never met a raccoon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You racist bastard
That's the Thames water bill for the year, i was supposed to pay it in Feburary...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I once had a hangover so bad my teeth ached.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I once had a hangover so bad I thought I was going to die.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I once had a hangover so bad I wanted to die

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

When mine are really bad I can't feel my face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I get that from good coke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

At least you can enjoy that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Not very often.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I once had so much coke I thought I was going to die.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I see a pattern emerging here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Is this a theme with you?
How about bees?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Well at least I'm not afraid of death.
Bees are ok.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

You've never had so many bees that you thought you'd die?
Nic Cage has
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I've had ones where it felt like someone was literally hitting me on the head with a mallet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I get that on red wine (cheap) and whiskey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

the one I remember most vividly came from a bottle of white wine, half a crate of fosters, a third of a bottle of aftershock, loads of spliffs, and some champagne

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

No, it is not normal.
You are about to have a heart attack. Go to hospital and tell them what's happened. They will be very understanding.
( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Alt
Coyote's it in his name
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Beer
£3.65 for a pint of Coors. Fucking hell. Does the government really think we drink because it's cheap?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You deserve fiscal punishment for drinking pissy lager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You deserve fiscal punishment for being a horribly mis-shapen donkey-shagging flangemonkey
but I can drink other lagers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I find it sad that I don't find that as over priced as I should
*shakes fist at London pubs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

That sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

£7.50 for a double gin and lemonade.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Duke of Devonshire
Piccadilly Circus?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Spice of Life, Cambridge Circus.
Terrible homosexual on the bass, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

What was his bass playing like though?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Excellent as usual.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I paid £4.90 for a bottle of Magners the other day.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Well you're an idiot for drinking that orange syrupy shite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Not for ME. A colleague, my round like.
I had a pint of Harveys, man style. Grrr!

Edit: Not Bristol Cream.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Fucking cunts ordering magners on someone else's round

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I know. It's like saying "I'll have a LARGE gin and tonic"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Yeah, Fuck you Rswipe!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

She's a vodka bunny.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Sexy tiem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I feel bad about making people buy me spirits.
I will substitute Strongbow. Unless they insist. Or have more money than sense.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Well I'm soon going to really hate paying the extra on my car insurance because of some Belgian wankers says it's not fair.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Belgium, Europe's boxing ring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I just renewed mine
it's costing me half as much each month as it would have if I'd stayed with the old insurer. I phoned them to see if they could match the lower quote and the guy was like "I'm not even going to waste our time trying"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Insurers are loving it.
It means they can charge EVERYBODY more.

No one makes any money out of car insurance though. For a long time it has run at 100% loss.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

good
cunts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

how much fucking water do you need?
alt: coyotes
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I don't freeze my turds like Kroney, so I need water to flush them away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

stop eating so much and you'll stop shitting so much

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I wouldn't know
/smugs

Alt: foxes.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

But racoons have opposable thumbs
What are you smugging about?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm smugging about the fact
I've never had a hangover
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

i hate you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

give it time
and/or tequila
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Haha!
Boy are you in for a surprise when you're old.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Not so sure
I'm 22 now, most people I know are hangover-ridden. And as said before, my dad also has never had a hangover.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I wish I could hate you but I can't.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

If it makes you feel better
if I ever get a hangover, you'll be the first person I moan to.

There's plenty of reasons to hate me, my drinking skills are quite low down :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Haha!
Thanks for the opportunity to gloat.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I'll hate her for both of us

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

:(
that's a lot of hate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

She's very good at it though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

everyone has to be good at something

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

That might actually be the greatest genetic gift a person can receive
Other than magnificent breasts, of course
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

And she has both.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

breasts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Yup.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Few, I'd hate for her to be all lopsided, like a chesty Quasimodo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

few? It's PHEW you moron

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I thought it looked wrong, but couldn't put my finger on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Shouldn't it be...
I thought it looked wrong so I didn't put my finger on it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I know
She's someone I really want to be able to dislike, but am categorically incapable of because she's bloody lovely.

Some people, eh? No consideration.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I'm a terrible cunt though and you like me too
You just like everyone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

We both know that's not true
Not the bit about you being a terrible cunt, that's fair enough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I once had a hangover so bad
that I was still dry retching more than 48 hours later. I am still not entirely sure whether I had my drink spiked or I'm allergic to Port. Or I'm just a massive tool who drank far too much.
I suspect the latter.

I resent paying for a tv license so I don't have a tv. I have told the licensing people this three or four times now, and I still get at least one letter a week threatening me with a visit and fines and court action and god knows what. Cunts.
(berk, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

The actual % of drinks spiked is tiny
Most people just get wasted and thenlook to pass the blame consciously or not.

This is obviously not true for Milton Keynes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I reckon I was spiked that time at the Manchester bash.
They just wanted to see an old woman make a fool of herself.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Yes, well
Like I said, I suspect that I just drank enough to float a small armada and don't remember.
(berk, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

If you'd said: i drank enough to float Al
Then I would have been impressed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I don't think anyone has the capacity to do that.
Certainly not me. I'd rupture, or die. Or both.
(berk, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Start sending the letters back unopened.
That will prompt a visit and then you can totally smug the fuckers.

Let them come in and have a look around whilst bemoaning their heinous breach of your human rights.

Then get Sky and enjoy the 21st Century.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Did you feel a bit sore downstairs?
If not then you probably weren't spiked.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

No, I was out drinking with my sister
so she got me home ok.
(berk, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Are you sure?
I heard she as a bit "handsy"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)