I will be buying a tennis bat and tennis shoes (or "sneakers")
with an optimistic view to playing actual TENNIS and shedding ROLLS OF FAT.

I think this kind of positive thinking gives me a free pass to a bacon and cheese roll from the food van this afternoon. Yes it does.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get me a cricket racket while you're there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

TENNIS is SHIT
CRICKET is where it's at.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

FRISBEE is the BOMB mOtHeRfUcKeR

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It's not even a real sport

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Fuck off Adam
...Oh, sorry, my mistake!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I climbed some stairs today which gives me carte blanche to get something nommy for dinner.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Get BEEF WELLINGTON with dauphinoise POTATOES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Rack of Lamb?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

BGB - Rack of joy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

NO!
I don't eat MEAT.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

What?
Only fish and chicken - right?

BBQ salmon then.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Correct.
To be honest I'm going to have another stab at dieting ever so slightly which of course won't include booze.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

GAY!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Wanna arm wrestle and then we'll see who's gay.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

*puts tenner on BGB*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Food van?
The most appetising of all the vans.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Mrs Morrison may disagree

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Haha, oh Bill Clay, is really 'pun o'clock' already?
How the time flies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It is always pun o'clock at b3ta towers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)