i am so hungover i might cry
i got in at 4am. god knows what i have been talking about in my meeting since 8am... but that food last night was AMAZING. any london b3tans need to go and eat it. eat it all.

however, note to "crazy bear". sharer platters are NOT a "taster menu" and when you dump fish at one end, vegetables in the middle, and meat down the other end, people will not realise that is it, and they will all eat all the wrong bits. this could be avoided if you just employed staff who spoke motherfucking english and could explain it rather than nodding blankly and walking away. also staff who have to get the manager to take a drinks order because they don't speak motherfucking english is not acceptable in a motherfucking posh restaurant.

/breathe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:41, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

RACIST!

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

meh
incompetence is incompetence in any language!

i'd be a shit waitress in korea/russia/poland/wherever they were from!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

You'd be a hot waitress though
That counts for a lot when men are dining out.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Christ
I had to fight back a rising tide of vomit as I read that, you bum licky internet joyboy.

In other news I went home yesterday and in amongst the usual raft of junk mail, bills, death threats and biopsy results, I opened a cheque for £272, sent by my solicitor. It was to do with fees accrued when buying our house. Unexpected and very helpful.

That will buy me a fair few 'all butter' croissants, that's a fact.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

or a new cat?
monty is right about the joyboy thing, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I was addressing Phillip Joseph.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

no no no
i meant that it is a brilliant phrase. i was agreeing with that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Ah. I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Please change your sig to 'bum licky internet joyboy'.
Please. I beg you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

hmmm
dining eating
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

No it's not, for example, in hindi incompetance is
अक्षमता
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Hahahah
Listen Gonz, serious business here: Vietnamese next week?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

go to "crazy bear"
seriously. best. food. EVER.

the sushi/sashimi/dim sum/soups/salads/mains were divine. one girl had a buttery chilli-flecked lobster with coriander and other bits. i don't even eat lobster and i was drooling!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

That does sound rather nice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I went out for a curry last night.

( Kroney, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

You'll eat anything that gives you the shits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I feel fresh as a daisy today, yesterday i had a hangover from waking until sleeping : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

PUB LUNCH FTW
I am fucking starving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

What you are, old son, is a 'bum licky internet joyboy'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

stop it, please
every time i read it, i start laughing.

and there is NOTHING funny about the deeds on my desk that could justify that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I see
*licks*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

'PS, 'Crazy Bear' is a shit name that is redolent of some kind of Canadian theme pub'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

it's a stupid name
there is nothing crazy about it. and nothing bear-like about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I know the feeling...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)