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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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not massive amounts
but if you've been watching the series there are quite a few hints which you can assume are related to the big mysteries this series
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I've watched the first episode and a half
those silence things are fucking terrifying.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:42, Reply)
Black Sheep is on now though.
What do I do berk. What. Do. I. Do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:51, Reply)
If you've not watched Black Sheep before
watch it, it's very silly. Doctor Who can be just as easily iplayered in the morning.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:53, Reply)
The same could be said for Black Sheep
I'm going with Doctor Who.

And a beer. I've been good this evening and I fancy a beer. So it is now beer o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:55, Reply)
Well, by the time Black Sheep finishes
it will be silly o clock in the morning. Perhaps DW is a better idea. But you should definitely watch black sheep; it's immensely daft and fun.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:01, Reply)
I've seen Black Sheep before. It made me laugh.
So that can go on Sky+, I'm watching Doctor Who now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:04, Reply)
Good plan.
I'm going to finish my spliff and listen to Nina Simone.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, Reply)
I could really fancy a smoke.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, Reply)
Don't do it, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:11, Reply)
I cannee hold it Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)
A normal one or a naughty one?

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:13, Reply)
Either.
Although a spliff would probably be better than baccy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)
Are you coming to Blousie's?

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
Two weeks and counting.
God, I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
I am muchly looking forward to it
but I know you're coming, I was asking Jeff.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:22, Reply)
I was just joining in the conversation :(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:23, Reply)
I'd love to meet DG
And to meet berk when I'm sober too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:24, Reply)
Oh dear, reading it back, I sound mean
I didn't mean to be!
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:26, Reply)
I hate you.
not really
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:28, Reply)
I will make you a cake specially
and write 'sorry' on it in icing.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:33, Reply)
I'd rather have an onion bahji.
Not got much of a sweet tooth; have to be really in the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:36, Reply)
I make a damnfine quiche, if that's any good to you?
or falafel?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, Reply)
Quiche is good.
I don't think I've had falafel before.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:39, Reply)
It's a bit like a bhaji I suppose
but made of coriander and chickpeas.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)
That sounds nice.
Here's a tip... when the supermarket has fresh herbs in their 'reduced' aisle, buy them all, chop 'em up and freeze them. Much better than buying dried as they retain the fresh flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)
Cheers for the tip
but I'm already all over that shit :)
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:47, Reply)
2p bunches of herbs in Asda ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:51, Reply)
How do you know when a gay has burguled your house?
The carpets have been cleaned and there is a quiche in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:40, Reply)
+ AIDS in your hoover.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)
I knew a gay bloke who got raped by a hoover.
I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, the nurse said 'he's picking up'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)
Sounds like he was dyson with death...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:00, Reply)
No. Sadly.
I've opted to go to Ibiza for a few days instead.

(And I've turned off Doctor Who. Posting here stopped me from focusing on it, I'll watch it later)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:22, Reply)
You are rubbish on both counts.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, Reply)
I know.
I will try and reorganise my life so that I can spend more time with Internet geeks soon.

Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:29, Reply)
Good lad.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:33, Reply)
Seriously.
I would like to attend more bashes. But I'm sure a liability, I'm wondering if you're all ready for me and the fact that most nights, I end up in A+E.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:35, Reply)
That just adds to the lols
besides, you didn't see the state of Monty last time we were in London.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)
How bad was he?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)
Pretty wobbly
from what I recall, at least; I'd managed to fall asleep.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)
We'll look after you.
By "look after" I mean "point and laugh" as you roll around in the gutter.

Speaking of rolling... one more before bed, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)
The weekend Blousie stayed with you left me scarred.
I'd been on the cloudy and put my tooth through my tongue.

It bled for a few days, turns out, if I'd had a couple of stiches put in it, I wouldn't now have a lump on my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:42, Reply)
Black Sheep o' clock.
/Real ale lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:02, Reply)
Lordy man, what are you doing awake?
what's your verdict on tonight's episode, then?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:04, Reply)
*puts fingers in ears*
Don't tell me!!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, Reply)
I'm counterbalancing the missus
who has been asleep all day, and still is. I think she's going for some kind of record.

A good episode, much better than last week's. Next week's is, by all accounts, really fucking disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:07, Reply)
I thought that about those Silence things
in the first two episodes. They shit me right up. I quite liked Russell T 'gay as a rainbow' Davies but I'm glad to see the back of him.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, Reply)
I think the Moff is doing a grand job.
Much more layered, although it could put people off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:12, Reply)
Had another rollie yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:04, Reply)
I've had two.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, Reply)
Rollies taste nicer than packet cigarettes
trufact. Unless they're those cherry things Lampers has, they're delicious. Or unless I'm pissed and it's a menthol. Nothing better than a menthol fag if you're hammered.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:07, Reply)
I do miss the menthols, if I'm honest.
But, £13 a week as opposed to £7 a day wins out. I do still buy a pack of menthols for through the week at work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:08, Reply)
Get menthol filters then.
Buy yourself a box of swan, extra slim menthol filters, and turn your rollies into a hand-rolled polo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:09, Reply)
I had thought about that.
The filters are ludicrously expensive for not very many compared with the normal ones, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, Reply)
You get about 100+ in a box.
For a quid it is hardly bad value.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:12, Reply)
I thought the menthols only came in boxes of about 25, but cost the same as normal ones?
It was the missus that said this, though, so she may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)
Your Doris isn't correct
www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_headshop/swan-menthol-filter-tips---120-pack.cfm?iProductID=4656

Available from most good newsagents (and some bad ones too), expect to pay similar, no more than a quid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Aha!
Thanks Jeff. I shall keep an eye open.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:16, Reply)
If you prefer a minty smoke.
Then pick some up tomorrow when you buy your Sunday paper.

You'll find rolling a bit easier if you aren't yet 100% about the baccy/skin combo, as you'll have a slightly more solid end to grip as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
You can't beat a nice cigar after a fantastic meal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:08, Reply)
Cigars remind me of my dad
I don't like the smell or the taste. Kreteks, I think those cherry ones are called. Marvellous things.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:12, Reply)
It's a real shame that smoking is a bad thing.
And that it makes you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:16, Reply)
It really does.
I hate coming home from my parents with all my clothes stinking to high heaven.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
Only to get home and start smoking?
Is Lenor really that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:19, Reply)
*golf clap*

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:23, Reply)
You don't want Tennis Clap.
That would be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:24, Reply)
I'm ashamed to admit I laughed at that.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:25, Reply)
I've still got it Toots!
*Jazz hands exits*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:26, Reply)
Why I oughtta...

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, Reply)
Not too loudly, I hope.
Wouldn't want to disturb the neighbours by making a racquet, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, Reply)
Nah. The score would remain 'love all'
Berk and tennis coach sitting in a tree....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:28, Reply)
P-L-A-Y-I-N-G.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:29, Reply)
Tennis in a tree?
unlikely.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:31, Reply)
Who said anything about tennis?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, Reply)

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