The 25th of May will be pretty fucking good.
Alt: I have a terrible weakness for white "plastic" bread.

Alt alt: Clique.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:28, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

White plastic bread is class for tomato soup

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Oh yes.
And toast. With butter.

I do like muffins as breakfaststuffs though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I need to make some Eggs Benedict soon
May give Mrs Cow a treat (by not touching her)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'm not a fan of either poached eggs or hollandaise sauce.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

This just proves that your palette is fucked beyond repair
Poached eggs anbd hollandaise, smokey bacon, maybe some asparagus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Fried all the way.
In butter. On both sides. Reasonably firm yolk.

-jiggles-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

FIRM YOLK?
For shame
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I know.
I'm a wrongun, me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

A fucking travesty
That chicken egg was killed in vain
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Poached eggs and hollandaise are fucking brilliant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

White plastic bread with processed cheese.
I lived on it as a kid.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

So wrong, I can only assume that you've never had anything better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

No, I've had some lovely bread
Fresh Italian/French stuff with unsalted butter, the stuff my dad makes... It's the ease and comfort of white plastic toast.

Never eat the stuff "raw", though. That's disgusting. Unless it's with soup.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Best she ever had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You get extra points for the pun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Why the 25th May?
Or am I missing an obvious joke.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

My first day as a free woman.
No obvious joke. As far as I can see. How are you mr Geordie?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

A free woman?
You're leaving Crow on a fixed date? Or is he going to die on that day?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

That's the day he will DIE.
I'll make it look like an accident. Rectal bleeding caused by insertation of a bass neck? No one will suspect a thing.

no, I finish exams the day before. I am going to do FUCK ALL, then go home home, then go to Blousie's, then introduce Crow to my family- or all the family that will be home. Which is the cat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I didn't realise you were coming to BGBs. That is a nice surprise.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Are you coming also?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

HELL YES!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

As you can see, I am the guest of honour
And I will not only be bringing with me Badgers and Wookies, but also the wonderful Mrs al.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Aww, I like Mrs Al.
This will be good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

What glorious day are you going up, oh guest of honour?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Saturday.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I cannae wait!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ta very much!
I shall endeavour to minimise the "are-we-nearly-there-yets" and will do my best not to demand that we stop for a wee more than once a mile.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

AND ME

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)