You could always take the wire out
and then spend the day sitting or standing at a slight angle to level them out?

that, or gaffer tape the sharp bit up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just unleash the puppies
Let them both swing wild and free
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I do that sometimes.
it's liberating.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Hon! lovely as you are, there's not much there to swing.
*jealouses*
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You're jealous of chompy's micro-penis?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

this is true. I want bigger ones.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

hmm. Feral breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

what part of my desk
(which is covered in deeds and documents and textbooks) do you think might contain something as practical as gaffer tape?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Pop out to M&S and buy a new one ffs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

the m&s near me is only a simply food
i'd have to fashion my own from two coconut halves and some celery strings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

And your point is?
The castaway look is very much in vogue this summer, just look at Monty, he's got the "been stuck on an island in the same clothes, without a wash or shave for 3 months" look down to a t!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

sellotape, then. Or blu-tack.
honestly, for someone as smart as you, you're showing a poor grasp of improvisation....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

awww
you think i'm smart??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

it's probably too late to drop in an "allegedly" now, isn't it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)