Evening thread is here. All bow down to the evening thread and worship it's meaty goodness.
I have to post twice as much at the moment as I shan't be here soon. Quotas must be upheld.

What's everyone up to apart from posting on here obviously?

I'm waiting for the next thrilling chapter of Kerry Katona: the next chapter which starts at 8pm.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:45, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I haz wien.
And dinner is cooking. Gammon boiled in Coke, chips and cheese sauce.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I might have a bit of death cider.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

going to the pub in a bit

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)

You're wearing a piece of equine equipment to the pub?
Christ you Milton Keynes lot are a bunch of wacky trendsetters aren't you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

you seem to have missunderstood a three letter word in an obvious context there.
You northern lot are all the same.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Impoverished, bitter about the decline of traditional industry and permanently drunk, you mean?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

wearing a flat cap and balls deep in a whippet

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

No, that's Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

you pigeon breeder
which depending on how up you are on gay slang (or indeed how up it makes you) is worse than it sounds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'm not up on filthy homosexual lingo, thanks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Oi! I can read.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

really?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Yeah, REALLY.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

normally he just wears a saddle
and NOTHING else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Kinky bugger.
I heard he hires himself out as bucking bronco machine at children's parties.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I'm going to have a pizza and get drunk.
That's how I'm rocking this evening Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

You fucking animal Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

ROAR!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

*gets a bit turned on*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

*Does a tiger paw-swipe in Blousies direction and repeats the ROAR! shout*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

*gets a towel to sit on*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Is this a good thing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

it is if you don't want your upholstery ruined

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

A bit of febreze will sort it out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)

You fucking animals Jeff?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

have you got something terminal?
I'm making tea, normal service will resume shortly.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Nah! just a forthcoming holiday.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I am so frikking tired
I keep just kind of zoning out/almost napping. I need to clean the guinea pigs out, too

I'm totally rock and roll
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Playing my saxophone
very, very badly.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

do Baker Street!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You won't be able to hear it
which, trust me, is for the best.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

You are Gerry Rafferty
AICMFP

And you're DEAD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

He's not dead though, is he?
Wasn't it an internet rumour that spread and he had to make an announcement?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

No, he's dead.

(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

That's really fucking unlucky.
Having to make an announcement about not being dead, contrary to rumours, and then actually dying. Can you imagine what a fool he must have felt?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

He went missing in 2008 apparently
but he snuffed it at the start of this year.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I'm dead?
I'm sure I would have noticed...
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

that funny smell?
yep, it's you.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Dude, you're supposed to say it's like spring flowers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I meant funny 'haha' rather than funny 'peculiar'
is that any better?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I seriously doubt it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

ah fuckity fuck

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

What kind, what kind?
I used to play an Eb Alto. Have we had this conversation before?
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

We might have done...
I have a tenor (and a soprano, but I've lent that to somebody)
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Cool
Who's up for a big band b3ta supergroup?
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

do you need a terrible flutist
who didn't go to orchestra practise this evening?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Yep
At least 3.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I could make the milkshakes
(Assuming your band in fronted by a frog called Alberto)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

banana please

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Bod lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I also play piano fairly well
and guitar very badly. I play the saxophone merely quite badly.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I play the guitar rhythmically
and can sing bass. I like writing/recording songs the most though.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I can't write songs
my brain doesn't work that way, sadly.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'll bet you could write a song if you really tried.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Anyone can write music
it's just whether it's any good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Q: What's blue and can't sing?
A; Blue
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I cannot write songs
I was alright at orchestral music. For really really really shit orchestral music.

Read: enough to pass.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)

We should write a OT song.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I'm happy to do lyrics.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)

And I'm happy to help you
*No musical skills alert!*

The Ballad of OT starts here (or in a new thread)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Admit it, you watch that train wreck to make yourself feel better about your life
A low blow there BGB
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You can read me like a book Rory.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I'd say Janet and John is about his limit though.
Blousie is going to watch some shit telly. See Blousie settle down to watch some minor celebrity make an arse of herself on national TV. Smug Blousie.

Do you know what a croissant is? Blousie does. Kerry does not know, as Iceland do not sell them. Poor Kerry.

Do you think that Kerry should stop whoring her sad, pathetic existence to the general public? Most sane people do.

Are you a sane person? Kerry isn't. Poor Kerry. She done lots of drugs and it fucked up her career big time.

Drugs are bad. On the plus side, they could have killed her. Lucky Kerry. Unlucky us.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

making up robot dance moves to the car alarm going off

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

go K!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

*drops it into second gear*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Oh MAN I was about to see some breasts :(((

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You will one day broadsword.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

imma hold my breath til it happens :) :) :)

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

There's this thing called "the internet".
It's full of them, if you know where to look.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Sounds like witchcraft to me
*eyes suspiciously*
( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

if you gaz cr3 he'll help you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

cr3 will show me his breasts?
yayayay! :) :) :) :)
( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I'm going to get changed
into shorts and Scotland shirt then play 5-a-side indoors. Interestingly enough, like Vipros, swipey thought I was originally ginger too.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Yeah, well you ARE Scottish
therefore it's a reasonable assumption to make.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I'm on the white coloured team this week
so I have to wear my only white top: a Scotland away kit.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

she's obviously deficient in the brain department

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Well that's been obvious for years

( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

indoor arena?
or indoor like your kitchen?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Indoor gym

( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

kitchen football would be awesome though

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Not in my kitchen
I can simultaneously touch each wall with my four limbs.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

ARE YOU A NINJA?!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

no
he's a leper.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I am
I'm the Cambridgeshire Ninja. Much less high profile than the Norfolk Ninja.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I may have fixed my last winning of TGB's graph.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I am drinking cheap energy drink, then I will eat food while reading Ze Froggies
as my tutor calls it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Energy drinks are very bad for you Lampito.
I'm only saying this because I ♥ you.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I rarely, RARELY have them
and even then just as a mixer. And then as a last resort.

This is through fear.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:47, Reply)

won't that make it worse?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

No, I need a little more energy to stay up and read

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Pfft! everything is bad for you.
Everything in moderation.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I'm having food in moderation.
1/4 goes down my throat, 3/4 gets in my braces
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

except breasts

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

EVERY THING IS BAD FOR YOU
ESPECIALLY BREASTS
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:51, Reply)

you go too far!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Too much breasts cause backache.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Or suffocation.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)

i am...
at WORK.

quel surprise.

at least i have diet coke. with cherry. and a straw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)

A bartender once told me that cherries take a month to digest.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I believe your bartender may have been fibbing.

(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I think he genuinely believed it.
There's no way he would lie to me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Maybe it was a really shit chat up line

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

nah, he was porkin' my best friend

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Maybe he wanted to pork the two of you,
one stroke for you, one for your friend, one for you, one for your friend...
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:59, Reply)

gross

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Was he an american?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)

definitely not

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

So it might be true then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

internet says 7 years

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)

and the internet it always right

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)

i no rite!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I've just watched the last episode of Dr Who, very enjoyable!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)

What, they've finished Doctor Who?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I saw him the other day

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Did he try and pork you too?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)

nah, I had somewhere to be
and wine to drink
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Pork wine?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

you think you're so clever

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Neil Gaiman should write more of them
so...2 universes running parallel, River is Amy and Rory and The TARDIS' child?

that's my theory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

My theory is that the Tardis has nice tits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:14, Reply)

My theory is you have nice tits
and all this talk of breasts and Susannah Reid is just a cover up for your lesbianism.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I thought it was a bit too Fanfic for my liking
and this is coming from a diehard Gaiman fan.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I think you're a bit too Fanfic for my liking
and all this talk of breasts and Susannah Reid is just a cover up for your lesbianism.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)

-pouts-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)

That looked like a lesbian pout to me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)