My daughter is really picky about food
The only thing she will eat regularly is pasta and "baspecci" as she calls it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would suggest you discourage pickiness as soon as you can
or she will be 18 and on the telly showing everyone her weird freaky diet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

We do
She only gets sweets if she eats all her dinner
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

My parents tried that
as soon as I had any spending power of my own, the only thing i bought was sweets.

You have been warned!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

OMG!
If he keeps up like that his daughter will end up with a hot brother with a large penis!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

but she'll have big tits
so it doesn't matter
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

They commented on my son's massive balls when he was born
I was so proud
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I'm sorry, are we talking about his four-year old daughter's tits?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I think we are Noel
b3thnonce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

On the day I was born
Gary Glitter was at number one in the hit parade. TRUFAX!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

b3th - the leader of the crack

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Wet Wet Wet for me
Then again, it could be worse, it was Fairground Attraction the week after.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Not perfect then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Ah well, I get by.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Oh ok cool, I'll fetch the lube.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

My parents discourage pickiness on my sister since she was a baby
still is picky these days, although living on her own and working on colon cancer research has tought her that she has to eat vegetables, and now does it all by herself!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Mine eats loads of stuff
but to my disgust doesn't like cheese. For fuck's sake. What kind of spastic doesn't like cheese?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

The wrong kind Monty, the WRONG kind.
Get a half brick in a football sock, it's the only kind way.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Society will thank me in the long run.
Plus, prison's a right laugh as we found out earlier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Any cheese?
But all cheeses taste different. Not even white soft cheese? Like Philadelphia? Or mini babybel?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

As far as I know it's any cheese.
But she's OK with milk so it's not a dairy aversion. I think she must be a gay like her grandma.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

you may find that she likes it melted
I don't eat cheese, unless it has been melted.

I loathe the stuff in its natural form, but melt the fucker and I'll lap it up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I was the other way round as a kid. I hated melted cheese
Now, I fucking love cheese. All of it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Even that wop fly shit one?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Not had that one, to be fair
The fucking dirty bastards
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Nope - doesn't like pizza.
Stupid fucking bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

kick her in the cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Not after last time. I lost a shoe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Deacon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

the lactose-intolerant?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

What cunts they are. I loathe intolerance in all its forms. The intolerant should be shot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Well I'll b edamned!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Please die.


Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I got a reaction, that's all that matters.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Maybe you're allergic to cheese?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

It's all attention, sweet sweet attention.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

There's no such thing as bad attention

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Just ask Ryan Giggs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

That cunt loves it all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

i never did get why so many of my friends fancied him at school
he looked manky to me.

although my friend anna was so in love with him that 2 other friends got the bus all the way from wilmslow to old trafford (this was a big deal when we were 13) to buy her a poster. they were really upset because they could not find any posters.

silly bitches had gone to the cricket ground...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Aren't the two grounds only about half a mile from each other?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)