What is a sloppy joe?
Or did you just suck off a trucker named joe?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I want to know this too
They get brought up all the time in american shows, and they sound disgusting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

i thought it was some kind of hotdog?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

they look disgusting too
but they are oh so good
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

It's like a burger that hasn't been shaped into a patty
It's actually pretty nice if you use good meat and spice it heavily.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You're a whore and I hate you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_joe
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'm so glad I haven't had lunch yet.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Looks like a bolognese sandwich,,,

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Exactly what I thought.
Or cottage pie meat with a bit of tomato sauce in.
Mmmm mince n' onion gravy... and mash.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

So it's essentially a burger
that they didn't make into a patty before they cooked it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

sloppy wet meat
and dry bread do not go together.

surely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

If you toast the bread first, they do though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

what a ridiculous thing to say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

it's a texture issue, i just don't get it
like people who eat peas WITH their mash, for example. or crisps and peanuts in the same mouthful. it's just weird.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Peas and mash = win

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

It's almost as if she was writing a comment about a sloppy joe
but in her head she was thinking about a big hard cock which she had spent ages slobbering over and her dry and barren vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

al
if you find vaginas are dry, you're definitely doing it wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Mr Phil E Cheesesteak disagrees.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

that's not what you said last night :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

contra-texture=win

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

fuck that nasty shit
no no no
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Pate and crisp sandwich?
It's the future.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY NEW VIDEO RECORDING BUSINESS???!!!!
validate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Are you a good vieographer Kristine?
I reckon you could make a fortune filming amateur porn. You don't even have to tell the subjects that you're doing it, give it that feel of authenticity.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

definitely, I have a brand new digital video camera

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

What do you want to videotape first?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm not sure!
Maybe I could get a nice minute long video of the rain and put some music in the background then some text....like a poem of some sorts.
Just as a debut.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Maybe film a plastic bag in the wind while you're at it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I'm going to tape a poptart to the side of my dog and a rainbow to her arse and let her run around and see what happens

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

£250 right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Best. Idea. EVER.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Harry Hill will be all over that shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Comedy pets
Or deaf old people.

Or people hurting themselves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I want to be taken SERIOUSLY.
I wonder if the President will let me follow him for a day....
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Are you a member of Al Qeada?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

The first rule of middle eastern terrorist group is...etc

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I thought you said SERIOUSLY?
Perhaps there is an unarmed man cowering in a filthy room that you could film being shot and then Obasama could pretend to be horrified watching it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I don't want to be taken THAT seriously. FFS.
I guess Al has the right idea. I should start shooting porn.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Good money.
Even if you have to distribute it yourself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

That's your plan, right there.
1: Videos of deaf old people hurting themselves by tripping over comedy pets.
2: ???
3: PROFIT
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

you should film yourself lipsynching to Green Day, When September Ends
then as finale cut yourself and bleed on the lens so the blood mixes with your tears.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

This
I also think AA should make a cameo appearance at the end
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

but he's all the way over there!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Zoom lens innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I do have a pretty good zoom.
But the picture gets all shakey in zoom. Guess I need to get a tripod! I'm sure all the great film makers have one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

But does he have the high top fade and codpiece?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Funniest and most correctly-named singer ever.
Not like that liar Barry White.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)