he needs to get his kicks somewhere
after all, he's never left his provincial little town in the midlands and never will. he pushes pens around the nhs for £20k a year. so let him have his cuntishness on here, it's as good as it's going to get!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No wonder
the NHS is in need of serious budget cuts. 20 grand?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

and worth every single internet surfing, news-linking penny

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I like this theme of yours enough to stop pestering you for a tit-gaz
Well done.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

That's what?
£1,300 a month take home? £300 a week.

That's boyfriend material? Even for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

where did you learn maths?
20000/12 * 0.7 (assume 30% tax etc. for simplicity) = 1167
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Pure guess mate.
16k used to be 1000 flat monthly take home. Each 1000 anual gross over 16k worked out at 58 per month net. This was taking into account non-taxable allowance and the 20 tax rate. I think you may have under cooked it a bit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

maybe a bit
but not much.

irrelevant to me anyway because I earn so much more. Still fucking skint though. Stupid mortgage.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Think of what will happen in 25 years when it's all yours though!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

there is that hope to cling on to

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I don't think I'll own it in 25 years
I'll have moved and have an even larger mortgage.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Should be OK.
Just don't extend the term.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

need to keep that in mind at all times
although if things go tits up when my fixed term runs out I may have to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

there is that
I'm planning on staying in this place for a while.

We've not got a lot of equity unfortunately, so have no choice with the way things are, unless we inherit a big lump of cash.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

It's a home. Not an investment.
Think of it that way.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Oh I do
I would never invest in a house. I don't mind property prices staying the same, I just hope they don't drop. But even if they did, it just means whatever I buy is cheaper too, so it's not the worst thing in the world.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

we share the same attitude on this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I've always viewed it that way.
and I wouldn't change it. Despite its eccentricities I love my house and am thoroughly enjoying doing it up in my own style.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I get paid that much
*waves coyly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

That's friggin fortune in Norwich though.
You could BUY Norwich for that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Yes. I could. And I have.
I'm currently having the hydraulic legs fitted so I can get to decent gigs quicker by moving the city closer to London.

To answer your question below; you, just.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Who was closer, me or Vippers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

er........
....... not for me it isn't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

WE KNOW!
Snotty Totty!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

moi?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

That's an even better moniker than the Pink Tramp of Kensington.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I'm not sure she qualifies
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snotty%20totty
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

6 out of 8 ain't bad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Bar the first point, that's spot on.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Oui, toi.
Vous êtes une fille de maintenance élevés.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Et toi, tu as
les bloblos d'une femme vieille.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)