I don't know what to have for dinner.
I need to go to the supermarket anyway, so any suggestions are welcome.

Alt: What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:01, 60 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

your mum
I'm sorry, it's been a long day. I have no energy to attempt to be funny.
( djtrialprice, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)

You appear to have been lacking in energy for 6 years, 7 months and 24 days.
1-1

*Does a 'Disco Stu' click of the fingers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:07, Reply)

He has a bigger penis than you.
2-1
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)

since when did you become penis judger of OT?
I thought that was RSwipe?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Copy'n'paste from my deleted threadstomp (you're welcome by the way).
What's your take on Ken Clarke's comments about rape? Personally I think all rape is horrific, but like with every crime, some are more horrific than others. All rape is 'serious', but I don't think for a moment he didn't mean that any rape wasn't..... BUT, someone who gets date-raped (as bad as it is) isn't the same as, say, what goes on in Africa.

The 50% off thing is rediculous though.
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For dinner, I got an £8 for a lobster thermador from marks'n'sparks for dinner, which I think is normally £18, so I couldn't resist that. OH BOY OH BOY. plus The Apprentice tonight.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:12, Reply)

it's probably poisonous
all of it
even that bloke that you're talking about that I don't actually know
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

It's almost like your lobster pleaded guilty to rape and got half-price!
What did you have with your Lobster Gonz?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

half price sushi from marks'n'sparks.
I swear if something is half the price, it tastes twice as good, therefore getting 4 times value for money.

It's in the oven now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

mongolian beef with white rice and water
that's what I would eat if I could

alt: going to my parents, the landlord is having people over for dinner so it's the best way as Echo will be crazy as usual
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

write rice and water.
You are a staving African AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)

if you've got rice and water you're not starving are you

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

probably just a sandwich
cuz I had pizza at lunch and have just got back from the gym so I'm too knackered to cook.

I am planning to flatten a chicken breast and then fill it with blue cheese and mushrooms and roll it up in pancetta and oven cook it. bBut that's for tomorrow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)

leave it to cool on a window
then I can steal it and eat it while you're not looking. I'd make a great hobo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Do you have one of those sticks with a red cloth on the end tide up in a not so you can carry your sandwiches?
'cus just to let you know, that is a _big_ turn on for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

is there any other way to carry sandwiches?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)

The mushrooms:
cookingfortwo.about.com/od/ingredients/r/duxelles.htm

I'm cooking it with leeks and I think now sweet potato mash.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I had lime and ginger chicken
with sweet potato mash and green beans. fucking lovely.

alt: I've spent a furious hour and half scrubbing chimney breast with a wire brush in each hand. Hard work, but it's looking fucking good already.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

You need to find a small Victorian child and get them to clean it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Or swap them for the brush
Children make excellent scourers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:22, Reply)

but I'd have to touch a child...
revolting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I read that as 'children make excellent scousers'
And imagined a small army of kids with perms and moustaches.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

your alt...
Is that a euphemism? SpankyHanky could have learned a lot from you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

SpankyHanky could learn a lot from anyone who wasn't an aliterative similie obsessed cock head.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

so so true.
He really was a massive quender's flaccid member.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I looooooooooove mashed sweet potatoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

With a bit of butter
and some ground pepper.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)

nah, just a bit of salt

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

served next to a nice steak

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

that I can't eat :((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Why not?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

too tough to chew hombre
maketh me teefeth hurteth
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

this had some ginger-infused oil in it
mmmmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I do have some sweet potatoes
Hmmm...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I like breasts

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Very little
I hope it involves more sleep than I got last night.
(berk, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Has TC been getting lessons from Sting?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Haha, no
we were just talking on msn, but it got very late and neither of us realised.
(berk, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)

'talking on msn'
Have you arranged to meet down the park to share a bottle of Diamond White this Friday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Oh shush yer face.
I know msn is a bit retro but facebook chat was being glitchy.
(berk, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Sorry berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Can _anything_ go right in your relationship? Now even facebook is being glitchy !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Were you humpin' and a bumpin'?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

See above

(berk, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Yay youtube comments!
"hell if my man cheated on me with 4 different women you better be damned sure I would bang his best friend for revenge."
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Cottage pie, as that's what I'm making, easy.
Alt: I've got HIMYM, Castle, Bones and Chuck to watch, as well as cook for a mate (if they come over).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)

every time I see "cottage pie" I think "creampie"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Too much porn will do that to you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)

bacon butty
I shall be building a rocket to the moon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)

You are Pootle


*I'm probably the only person who remembers that episode of The Flumps*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I remember the time
he thought he'd caught the moon in a bucket
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I was just trying to find the episode where he'd built a rocket and fell asleep in it
And when he woke up it was dark, so he'd thought he really had gone into space, when in fact he'd only dreamt of flying to the moon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

It comes to a sad thing
When an intelligent man in his late 30's frets over the unavailabilty of a Flumps episode.

Evening Jeff - and others.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Alright TD
How is life treating you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Hard to say
Let me think about that question for an hour or so before coming back with a philosophical answer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

sounds like that song by belle and sebastion

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Crunchy little frog?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)

no, that one about going to mars

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

This made me really lol
https://twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I'm eating a sammich because I've got pole so I won't get back until late. There's someone sitting opposite me so I'm trying to eat really politely instead of cramming it into my gaping pie hole as fast as it will go and letting my stomach do the chewing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'm going to try and say "...because I've got pole so I won't get back until late" at least once a day from now on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)