Yeah alright whatever
This weekend is the End of the WORLD!!!!!!

What will you do to celebrate?
Shag your sister?
Throw some kittens through a window?
Leave your mums basement to see the sun for the first time in ten years?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:10, 89 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm going Ibiza for the weekend.
I fancied doning some drinking with the chance of some sunshine.

Sadly, it looks like rain over there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I hear Katie Price likes to go there, do you think you'll see her?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Is she know in america
or did you find out about this oxygen thief through b3ta?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I first read about her on Perez Hilton.
Then on the Daily Mail website, and here.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Are you a fan?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

not as much as I used to be

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Well, I suspect I may have to spend at least part of the weekend at work,
but I guess it's not the end of the...oh, wait a minute...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I'm going to eat Ribs with some b3tans in an hour or so
then tomorrow I have a wine tasting in the evening with my co-workers.

Then I'm going to see my sister on Saturday and then I'm going to see Suede in the evening with beckyletters.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I'm just leaving the office now, OHEMGEE, RIBS, I got well bad heartburn at the mo', rerely get it. I'm pretty sure applying meat will fix it.
Did you say to beckyletters "Can I come and see the band with you?" and she said "No" and you asked again, and she said no, and then you said "Who are you going to see? You sure I can't come" and she said "I guess I could be suede".

BY THE TIME I GET HOME, I SHALL COME UP WITH A FUNNY VERSION OF THIS
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

lolz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

B3TANS?!?!?!?!!!
Always bash bash bash.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Nah, it's not like a bash
they are my IRL friends now, not just strangers off the interweb.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

what are friends

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)

You know those people that you see in the street
who don't shout at you and tell you to fuck off. It's a bit like that, only they sit nearer you.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Like other people on the bus?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Yes, only not with mental problems
and not poor.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:48, Reply)

aww, I feel all warm and snuggly inside now :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

oh :(
I have nothing planned. No sister to shag, no kittens to throw. I was going to spend the weekend chilling out, making things and playing with the guinea pigs.

If the world ends I will miss all the cool things I hoped were due soon :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Like the fingering
I bet you were really looking forward to the fingering.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

i totally was
I was definitely due a damn good fingering
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I told my religious nut friend that I took the day off tomorrow to get in as much drinking and banging strange men as I can before the_end.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Such as?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Fingering

( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

and a larp event
perhaps I could have got some fingering there, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Maybe they would have let you see their broadswords too.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

phwar

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

oi
don't be talkin' bout broadsword
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

What sort of things will you make? You could probably convince a few dooms day shoppers to buy them!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

She makes special towels to clean yourself up after you've been fingered.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

unlikely
I was going to make a bigger and better digital pinhole camera, a website and/or some crochet squares
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

fun!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:46, Reply)

yeah, not many people would agree with that.
ooo, if it is the end of the world, can the woman who's telling meany lies about me at work go to hell and be tortured forever? If so, bring it on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Certainly knows how to spend their last hours on a rapidly dying planet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:48, Reply)

for the crocheters will inherit the earth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:49, Reply)

You have guinea pigs...
Can you juggle?

A new stage act is born.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:43, Reply)

yes, no
I could practice, but they are quite wriggly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Practice over the bed. They'll love it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)

start with tennis balls!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Watch West Brom Newcastle on the Internet, probably
do a little dance when we beat them and finish 8th in the Premiership. Then get very drunk - it will relax me so any violent upheaval will cause less injury.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Guess where I am. Go on guess : )
Also I can't believe I'm missing such a good QOTW while away.

I have a purple toe and burnt shoulders. Can I have some offtopic loving please.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

are you on the moon?
and is that why you got purple toes and burnt shoulders?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

that's symptoms of Mars, silly

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Close! Some parts of it could be mistaken for the moon.
I have a purple toe because I'm a dispraxic mong and burnt shoulders because the once a day suncream is shit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

oh :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Gran Canaria

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Good evening Ma'am
Have this liberal daubing of calomine lotion.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Go on then. Rub it on me.....................all over.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I thought you would never ask.
This is my own special blend by the way.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

why bring up calomine lotion?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

She's gonna need an ocean

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Poison Ivyyyyyyyy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

That'll be stuck in my head for the rest of the evening
I'm a fool to myself
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

That's nowt to be ashamed of
There's plenty of worse stuff out there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

the motion of the ocean and the calomine lotion?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Are you making sure your cleavage gets a good browning before we all show up on your doorstep next week and gawp at your tits?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Yup!
Although my belly will be the colour of tripe.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Sexy sexy tripe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

You noes it : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

where is your bash being held?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

In my crib home boy!

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

in Todmorden?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Woo Bee-Gee-Bee!
I take it you're enjoying some sunshine!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

It was quite overcast today but I still got burnt.
We've been in Sian water park. I went on the lazy river ride. The rest looked to scary.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I knew you'd limit yourself to the lazy river!
*waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Hi!
It wasn't that lazy. I had to paddle with my arms for quite a bit of it : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Did you go in the pool when the wave machine was on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Awww
I hate heights but still go on the scary rides at places, feel cheated otherwise.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I'm not much of an adrenaline junky.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Are you sure?
I just got this email:

Are you a risk taker? Do you have good general knowledge?
Would you like the chance to win £500,000?

HIGH STAKES is a brand new ITV gameshow hosted by Jeremy Kyle and we are looking for contestants.

If you are interested please email [email protected] for more information.

Take a chance. Take a step. It could be your last... Or it could be worth a fortune.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Erm................................................................................................................................................no fanku.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

But... Jeremy Kyle!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)

End of the world you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDhh3DfbiCo
( djtrialprice, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I love that song
I was thinking of this one, too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcqm8_hImJ8
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Not heard that before
Still coming down off the goose bumps from Chris' song.
( djtrialprice, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Or even
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0&feature=related
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)

This Friday
I shall finish my exams, then spent fourteen hours drinking myself into happy oblivion. Saturday will be spent hungover, and Sunday driving from Edinburgh back to the south of England.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I'm going to guess that by the 14th hour you'll be well past happy ovlivion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

You'd be surprised
It's all about pacing yourself.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

by the 14th hour I'm typically an irrational fucking mess

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

by the 14th minute I reach that

even without alcohol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

haha oh Crunchy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

By the 14th hour
I appear like a cross between Bernard Black and a corpse. I can still order taxis though.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

The rapture may start this weekend
But the end isnt nigh until October.
So we have 5 months of total debauchery ahead before we ignite into a pile of heathen ash.
My calendar of debauchery is fully booked until till mid september.
Places now available until late Oct, book early to avoid disappointment.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:47, Reply)