I really hope the rapture doesn'st happen, I wanna see that new X-Men film next month, and I got Taste of London that I wanna do too.
Plus on sunday I'm gonna see that new Pirates film. I got so much stuff in the freezer too, pork loin and some pizza, I'd hate to think that I've bought it for no reason.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:32, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This^
I've just had to renew my car insurance for tomorrow. If I've spent £319 and the world ends I'm going to be fucking furious
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'm off on honeymoon on Sunday
so that'd be a bit of a shitter for me and all. Could have spent the costs of the wedding on coke and hookers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You could have had them at the wedding

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I just got insured on my mate's car, it's going to be nice to have a little range again.
She's massively pregnant so I may get roped into an emergency early-morning race to Stoke Mandeville.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I may have driven "slightly" over the limit when Mrs Cow went into labour the last time
as we had to go to a hospital about 20 miles away, rather than the one 1.5 miles away who had just closed their maternity department.

2am speeding FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I hate it when that happens, the other week I fancied a late-night snack, there is a chinese across the road that stops taking orders at 11 and I waited until PMQT had a break...
... but I didn't realise that the BBC don't show adverts so I was too late and ended up having to have a bag of crisps instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I reckon you'd beat any of the inmates there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Happy Candleday Gonz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Wow, I've been here for 30% of my life !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I don't know if that is good or bad.
Let's go for well done.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Happy candleday!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Bloody hell.
Happy 8th Candleday!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Cock, I've missed mine by 22 days

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

HEy, we have the same candleday!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

WOOP!
Same candleday as Lampito and same birthday as Noel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I share a birthday with JTDF too

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

It's like one big happy, incestuous family
The Monkeysex's
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

He's always banging on about his birthday.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

*ahem*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Do we share a birthday? I never knew that.
This is fantastic news, as we can split the cost of buying cakes for OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yes, you did know that
we had a birthday celebration thread together.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Top lurkage right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Happy Candle Day Gonz!
Is that tasteLondon the card thing, where you get discounts?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Yes, but that's not what I mean, I mean the festival in Regent's park.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
Was just going to say we make those cards!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

8 years? Christ...
Well done, I think.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)