I'm sure we'll have a good time
And as long as the bride is happy then I will be too. But GOD DAMMIT AMANDA YOU SILLY TWAT.
( wanderlust, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, just like an amanda that is.
Bloody Amandas.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

The not-quite-so-popular cousin to the ‘bloody mary’, made from bacon juice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I don't think you'll have a good time with Amanda
I think someone so stupid that they "got too excited to keep quiet" will test your patience to absolute breaking point within about 5 minutes of sitting down in the first bar.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

This^
Ensure you have "buffer hens" between you at all times
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I for one think it's bang out of order having a group of female friends without setting me up with at least one of them, prefably two.
Unless they're keeping me single for themselves, which I won't really mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Tell Amanda that the plan's changed
(and imply it's her fault) then see how long she sits in the wrong bar before she realises.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Is it Holden? I can imagine her doing something as cunty as that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Thing is, I'd still forgive her
if she flashed her tits at me
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I've seen Neanderthals with less pronounced foreheads.

( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

She looks like a real doll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

seriously?
She is a rancid harridan.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)