I haven't.
I need microwave recipes, my oven's broken.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Baked potato and beans.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah thanks Northerner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I do a wicked carbonara in the microwave, I go get a microwave pasta meal....etc.
The poached egg works well, fill a mug half way with water, crack an egg in it, then turn it on for 1:20, and then another 10s to check, another 10s, check... etc. Until it's how you like it. Watch out though because too much and it'll explode. Then sive/slotted-spoon it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Didn't the microwave come with a book of recipes?
They usually do. I think I have one somewhere.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

That is the big square white box on the bench

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

ho ho
silver ackshully.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Jeff Beck's dyslexic followup single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

THIS IS MY SECOND BEST POST IN MONTHS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Mine was given to me by a colleague so I got no recipe book.
I did once see a fucking hilarious microwave cookbook from when they were new, telling you how to do the perfect roast chicken etc.

Almost as funny as Delia Smith's early books. 'Take a tin of pineapple chunks, spray canned Anchor cream on it and top with a glace cherry' etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)