Will you rub some of my shirts around your nether regions so I can get the full blast of your man scent at work?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Scat turns you on?
Er cool
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Talking about the front nether regions Rory as you well know you little scamp.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Dunno, most men are messy wipers, if you get my drift

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Everyone downwind gets your drift.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Don't project your own inability
to defecate in a largely clean fashion Rory.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Depends on your choice of bog roll though.
I bought some Kleenex triple velvet a couple of years ago because it was on special offer. I honestly thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my own arse after using it. Appalling stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

it works for this lady too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnYN-ULkQg
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Genuine lols

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

she's a keeper

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

me too :)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)

That is fucking excellent.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

That is brilliant.
I'd forgotten about the word 'gowl'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

hahahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)