I too suffered that problem.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mum still turns over if tampon ads come on...very awkward

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Maybe she wants you to do her up the arse?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ha ha ha ah
She knows that's father son time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Except Rainbow
I was allowed to watch that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I thought Rainbow was on the BBC?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Thames television, innit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

One of my kids* favourite DVDs is called 'Cult Kids Classics'
It has Rainbow, Count Duckula, Jamie and his Magic Torch and Chorlton and the Wheelies on it.

*I mean me
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

That sounds fab.
I hope there's some Bagpuss and Flumps in there too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I had that on video
May even have been Betamax.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

My daughter was introduced to a Flumps DVD at my sisters last week.
She thought it was 'fucking shit'.


Actually she liked it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I bought my niece the complete 'Rhubarb and Custard' dvd
She thought it was shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

It was probably because she didn't like you wanking to it at the same time

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Meh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Best theme tune EVAR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Second best
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1217629
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Nah
Rhubarb and Custard was better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Chorlton and the Wheelies had the best theme tune EVER

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

They play it occasionally on the TV's in Fab Cafe in Leeds
So badly animated but it has a certain charm.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

ITV for sure
It was LWT I think. London skyline thingy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Thames.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Thats it!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

LWT was London Weekend Television
Blind Date and You Bet! on a Saturday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

And the genius opening ident that was 3-2-1

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Bloody hell
Nostalgiagasm :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

As for the clues... From Wiki
For example, a wishbone brought on by Sonny Hayes came with the clue "Take one that never changes, add a pub and a precious stone, bring them all up-to-date, and now you're on your own", which the contestants rejected hoping it referred to Dusty Bin. Rogers explanation of the clue was: "'Take one that never changes', well that could be Dusty Bin which of course is where you might throw a wishbone. 'Add a pub and a precious stone', well that doesn't point to Dusty. 'Bring them all up-to-date, and now you're on your own'. Well what about the wishbone? Sonny said 'a large wishbone', so what might a large wishbone come from? Something larger than a chicken. Turkey maybe? Now 'one that never changes' is a constant, a pub can also be an inn, there's a lot of precious stones but how many go with 'constant inn'? How about opal? Yes, Constantinople, up-to-date, the pride of Turkey, you've rejected the 3–2–1 holiday!"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

What. The. Fuck?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Are you saying you wouldn't have got that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

It's like an orgy at a cryptic crossword-setters' convention.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!!!!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

The thing to remember with that programme was to start with the fingers facing forwards and end with the index finger

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Also, to switch it off when it came on because it was shite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Remember the Anglia one for Sale of the Century?
Seriously, is everything that comes out of East Anglia shit? Except Stephen Fry, of course...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Tales of the Unexpected.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Another good theme tune

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I was going more for
'Well known raving bender Darth Foxtrot', but thank you for playing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I thought Darth was from Nottingham and just lives in East Anglia

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You seem remarkably well-informed

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

...and you both turned out as such rounded individuals

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I not sure if this is a fat joke or a you are insular Southern weirdos on the internet joke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

excellent
Althought I'm not fat, I can't speak for Al "small moon" thegeordie though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That's no moon

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

'rounded'
*reads fat*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

THAT'S THE ....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)