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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Book her in for a boob job.
Women are so shallow, that so long as they are happy with their breasts, you can get away with anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
they are already pretty big
not sure she'd go for it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Maybe a reduction then.
making them more perky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)
not sure I'd go for that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Go for the pump up, let down option.
Best of all worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)
^this
I know for a fact my life would have been so different if I'd been happy with my breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I feel the same about my willy.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)
It's the cross we have to bear.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)
i like women that are happy with their breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I like men that like women who have breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
i like YOU

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I like me too : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Fucking hell.
It's like a Bert and Ernie convention with you two.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Hahaha!
Except they were gay.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
*Yay!*
I like it when Blousie laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I should do it more often.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)
It's the jiggling, isn't it Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)
A happy Blousie is a awesome Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I was happy this weekend.
I was as happy as a pig in shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I could do with some happy
Can someone give me some happy, please?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Fill your house with B3tans.
Can't go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)
but my house is already filled with stock
and assorted rubbish. and mr b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)
beef?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)
No, selling.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Even with my glum countenance looming in your kitchen?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Your glum countenance was cute.
Like a little grumpy dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Fat dwarf
TLIC's bash photos include a picture of my beer gut.

Even though only my beer gut can be seen, he's been careful to include my name in the caption.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)
He good like that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I'm nothing if not thorough

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Goes to laugh at the tubmeister

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)
So yeah, I'm a fat bespecataled dwarf
There are worse things to be. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Elton John?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I'd be amazed if any of us got to grace the cover of Vogue TD.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I'd be surprised if any of us could grace the pages of readers' wives / husbands / significant others

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I'm just me
Whether you like it or not.

And tomorrow I launch my own business. And I'm terrified. This is the scariest thing I've ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Will you be standing in peoples gardens with a pointy hat and a fishing rod?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)
No, but I feel a new sig coming on

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)
You could, for instance, have a face like Jeremy the Annoying Horse.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Ernie + halfsister
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

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