Just to play up to the meme
My superhero would be called SambaMan. His hip action of wonderment can hypnotise opponents into acts of humiliating anal sodomy. Weaknesses; easily distracted by sequins, gets very depressed by anyone discussing the parlous state of Brazilian deforestation.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is lame compared to 'The Fwapster' Marty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Woah
this sounds like some kind of superhero porn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Does it really?
That absolutely was not my intention.

Morning, your Highness. Are you well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I'm OK, I'm also 35
I got 3 cards and a pair of flip flops.

However, I also got enough birthday money from parents to buy a kindle and I just ate a shit load of porridge

how's the word of mr foxtrot?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

The word is bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

damn stupid fingers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Today?
Happy Birthday! What have you got planned?

My wor(l)d is unnecessarily busy but otherwise dandy thank you. Am begrudgingly accepting that Babylon 5 is actually quite brilliant, in a sub-BSG way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

yeah, today. Off for a curry this evening
may go to the gym in a bit and the guinea pigs need cleaning. I know how to party.

B5 is pretty good, but not seen much of it in order.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Oh, my apologies
It's our mutual friend who loves B5 to an unhealthy degree. I assume you'll be wearing a party hat at the gym to let everyone know they have to bow at your feet and bring you water and towels on command.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

this is definitely an option
I big gold crown shaped party hat.

Me and or mutual friend pissed off a god thing at the weekend. Was good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Anyone else, I'd accuse them of too much cheese before bedtime
But I assume you mean LARP. Glad you had the fun :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It's no Farscape.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Happy Birthday Crunchy!
Don't buy a kindle. Buy a nice frock and go out for tea.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

a nice frock? really?
I'm supposed to buy something for my cousin's wedding, but I look shit in pretty much all nice clothes and I hate shopping.

I think my work mates are arranging a tea and cakes afternoon later this week

edit (also - thank you!)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Happy Birthday your majesty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

one gratefully receives your good wishes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

cheers!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Happy birthday my darling, welcome to the half way point, the hard stuff is done, it's just enjoyment from now on =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)

thanks
i only get to live to 70?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Happy Birthday
May the blessings of Thr''q'q'q'rrrr, mighty magus of the kingdom of Ujbsz'f'f'f', be upon you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

what? that'll get me killed!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

By attempting to pronounce it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

She lives in Wales
Water off a duck's back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That's long enough for me, I'm not made for old bones.
I'm sure you will live longer, just don't want to spoil the ending.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

no spoilers!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)