Excuse me everybody! Can I have your attention please? I have an important announcement to make.



Well-known regular boad user Darth Foxtrot is, contrary to all evidence, STRAIGHT. He is also (hang on, I have to look this up - *checks conditions of dare*) HANDSOME and CHARMING.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:22, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OMGWTF

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

How much is he paying you to say that?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I KNEW IT!!!
I knew it all along.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

And for keeping the faith in this way you will be rewarded
*loads trebuchet*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

spunkapult

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

With CHOCOLATE
God you're disgusting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

And where's my fucking chocolate, fuckface?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I'll be hand-delivering yours
Unless you keep saying nice things about me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Will you be dressed head to toe in black
and leave it on my dressing table with a card, after sneaking in through the window?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I didn't know you had a Johnny Cash rape fetish
*makes notes*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Make sure you wipe your knob with deep heat
That'll certainly give her a ring of fire.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)

*eyes water*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

They most certainly will, when the man comes around

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Hahaha
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

That's gotta Hurt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

All because the lady loves a white-hot cervix.
Ape.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Sounds like that could Hurt.
Ape
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Damn your eyes!
Noel.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Ok ok truce.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

TBH i never vanity search
I'm on here enough to see 90% of what goes on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I do it occasionally but it's usually Fielding and Edmonds, the cunts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Darth, give b3th her account back please
b3th Darth Foxtrot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Oh, now, steady on!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

i call bullshit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I believe the appropriate board term is
*smugs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Just cos he sent you a cock gaz doesn't make him straight
He was hoping you would show it to hubby.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I did.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)