Why are you happy?

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why, thank you very much for asking, Blousie.
I just went into a clothes shop changing room - one with a full length mirror, no less, and I didn't look like the mothercunting Michelin Man!

I am so fucking chuffed it isn't feasible. Coming after the shit of a week I've just had, this is the best thing ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Those mirrors are concave to make you look better

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I don't want to rain on your parade sweetie but you do know that shops put in mirrors to make women look smaller on purpose?

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

No, I usually look huge in shop mirrors.
And shut up, don't spoil my happy!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Well in that case....................WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

*high fives*
Actually, it wasn't a chain shop either; it was a little boutique thing with just a standard IKEA type mirror.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I think the last time I was small enough to fit into anything a boutique stocked was when I was 14.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Stop being so rude!
All they do is angle them backwards so you're looking up at yourself, which is a bit more flattering. They aren't convex.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

To be honest my mirror at home is worse than any shop mirror.
It's a wonder I go out the house each morning.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Please don't say that
or I'm in worse trouble than I thought
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Well done you, how much have you lost?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I didn't actually think i'd lost anything
but I have cut right back on the fatty fatty troughing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

About 40% of brain mass and 60% of ocular function by the sound of it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Oh man, you're so on the list!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

*flutters eyelashes*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I apprechate you tidying yourself up, luv', don't wanna spoil my reputation when the life insurance comes through.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)