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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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just for Al
If there's anyone standing behind you at work you may not want to open it. I don't think it's NSFW it would just be tough explaining why you're looking at it

for everyone else, do you think pillow cases with the opening along the long edge would be better or worse than the current design?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
worse, the pillow would be more likely to fall out

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
^this
you'd probably need buttons or poppers and no one wants that on their pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
How much do you need to borrow to get your Sonisphere ticket?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
probably ninety pounds
since I just got a library invoice telling me I owe shit-loads of money because they think I've lost a book :( I really need to stop borrowing books that cost £200 to replace.

Edit: I know my parents would lend it, but I don't really want to ask because they've just had to lend my brother two thousand to cover his accommodation
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
But £90 is nothing compared to £2000 so they should be able to manage it.
You've got to come, I've been telling my friends about your magnificent breasts and they've been saving up cans of beer to give you so you will flash them.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
It's the asking more than the money
I know having to pay for my brothers uni fees and expenses have left them fairly short at the moment, and my sister really wants to go on this fairly expensive summer school thing.

I haven't flashed anyone in ages, because that generally involves showing podgy stomach as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Hmmmm, tricky
Is there any chance you can get yourself a 0% interest credit card with a view to buying the ticket on it and paying it off over 1 year. You would have to be really good and not put anything else on it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I don't trust myself with it
I got a credit card last term (£500) and I ended up spending about £300 on it because my debit card broke. Paid it off this term so no interest, but would rather not use it again
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
get it, buy the tickets then cut it up and throw it away

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
You may laugh
but this actually worked about 5 years ago at Donington.

We offered this girl 1 can, and she thought about it and her mate haggled it up to 2 cans, which we thought was fair enough.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
My breasts are worth more than two cans!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
That's why I gave them advance warning.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Or I could just wear the same top as last year
and satisfy the requirements of decency and indecency at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Worse, they'd come off eaiser as the pressure is that way not the other way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Worse
because other people said so.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I'm glad I looked at that picture
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Me too
I'm also glad no-one was standing behind me.

Vippers, how far should I ride my bike tonight?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
quite
I suggest riding it until you are halfway bored of riding, and then ride home the same distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Good idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Yesterday I solved this problem by just riding in circles near my house ensuring that as soon as I reached full boredom threshold
I could return home quickly whilst still allowing me to ride over 7 miles.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I bet the ride home was boring though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
haha
ride your bike to my house, bring a whisk
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I could do
but I'd need to bring it inside as I don't trust your area. Also I'll be wearing head to toe black lycra. Could you cope with that?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Cameltoe?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Moose hoof

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Just sing the ninja song

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I used to do this before I concluded that I was not built for running

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
+p
Edit: edit makes me look stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
You do a good enough job of that on your own.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I thought I wouldn't mention the edit
purely to make you look stupid

I toyed with the idea of some kind of gardening pun, but changed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Gonna ride my bike until I get home
Bizarrely have just had that song on my playlist
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
What song?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Mark Ronson and The Business International
featuring the fat cunt from The View with "bike song"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I fucking hate that cunt.
Right, that proves, you have no right to criticise Springsteen when you think that abortion of a "musician" is listenable.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I have no idea who guests on the song
I just like it

I will concede, however, that any association with The View makes the song significantly worse, they were/are/whatever absolutely fucking terrible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Not the "guest", Mark Ronson

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I hate that cunt too
he's shit

you know what I don't hate though?

Heaven and Hell. They are/were fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I fucking miss RJD.
It's such a shame he died.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
it really is
I didn't fully appreciate him when I saw him
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Only saw once
first Sonisphere. It was raining but they were ace
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I saw him supporting Alice Cooper in Cardiff many years ago
it was awesome, but I didn't appreciate it enough
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
There are so many bands
I wish I'd seen when I had the chance, so I'm glad I caught Heaven and Hell
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Did you see them in Wembley?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)
just Sonisphere
which is where I saw NIN for the first and last time as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)
they were massively disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
We've had this discussion
I rather liked it. But then I'm not the biggest NIN fan ever. Also my feet were killing me so a slow set wasn't that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
it wasn't just that it was slow
song choice was weird
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Ah I didn't realise you were lurking
But thought you would have enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
In Tenerife they have pillow cases that are open at each end.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
that's not a case

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Pillow tubes then smartarse.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
that makes them irrelevant to this discussion
and I demand you withdraw your statement
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
No, because they are used for covering pillows so they are relevent.
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
on the continent they have square pillows
which reduces the problem somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Yes and on the continant they also have peadophile rings
and they eat "sausages" made by stuffing an animals internal organs into its intestines. And we don't either of those things either.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Not true
Northerners do.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Square pillows are wrong, just like their European whore inventors

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
It's about time attention was drawn to this problem

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Just for Kroney (for the 2nd time today)
I love this picture.

Worse, they'd just come apart easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Better for getting them in
worse for the seam being where you lay your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
The seam would be at the top
or on the bottom. I am going to make some as I think it will be better
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
You just flip the case inside out, put your hands in the corners
grasp the corresponding corners of the pillow and shake. Voila. Works fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
But they will look neater if there isn't the annoying open end flapping away
Do I put it in the middle so it looks neater but the pattern doesn't match up or put it facing out so it looks all rubbishy and flappy :(

THESE ARE MY PROBLEMS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
The middle
but then you won't be able to turn the pillow over before you go to sleep and have the cold side of the pillow against your head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I honestly don't give a fuck
as I am very, very happy right the fuck now. Somebody ask me why I'm very, very happy. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Why are you happy?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Why, thank you very much for asking, Blousie.
I just went into a clothes shop changing room - one with a full length mirror, no less, and I didn't look like the mothercunting Michelin Man!

I am so fucking chuffed it isn't feasible. Coming after the shit of a week I've just had, this is the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Those mirrors are concave to make you look better

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I don't want to rain on your parade sweetie but you do know that shops put in mirrors to make women look smaller on purpose?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
No, I usually look huge in shop mirrors.
And shut up, don't spoil my happy!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Well in that case....................WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
*high fives*
Actually, it wasn't a chain shop either; it was a little boutique thing with just a standard IKEA type mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I think the last time I was small enough to fit into anything a boutique stocked was when I was 14.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Stop being so rude!
All they do is angle them backwards so you're looking up at yourself, which is a bit more flattering. They aren't convex.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
To be honest my mirror at home is worse than any shop mirror.
It's a wonder I go out the house each morning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Please don't say that
or I'm in worse trouble than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Well done you, how much have you lost?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I didn't actually think i'd lost anything
but I have cut right back on the fatty fatty troughing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
About 40% of brain mass and 60% of ocular function by the sound of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Oh man, you're so on the list!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
*flutters eyelashes*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I apprechate you tidying yourself up, luv', don't wanna spoil my reputation when the life insurance comes through.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Chinese love balls?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
don't mind if I do.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
WELL THEN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHY YOU'RE HAPPY
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I apologise Badger.
I shall give the matter serious thought.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Then I shall congrats you on looking fabulous

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Fuck off and die beaker

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Eat a pie and cheer up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
this cheered me up
damnyouautocorrect.com/images/squirrel.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I love damnyouautocorrect
most consistently funny site I've seen in years
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Tell us, oh b3th of the whereveryouarefrom

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Oh, you did
Go you!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is for Al
b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/bestandworstfood/post1224500
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
This is for NakedApe
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1224462
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Very kind thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
are you trying to introduce a new line of pillow cases?
they may be easier to fit in, but you'll likely need a zipper
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I don't think they would...
To the sewing machine!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
You need to use velcro rather than a zip.
It'll be more comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
With the crispy crunchy noise in your ear all night? unlikely.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
That has got to be better than getting your face scratched to bits by a zip.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
you can hide a zipper under fabric

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
why not just design the whole pillow? that way they won't need to worry about taking it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I know how to do it best
but I can't explain it very well, and I can't draw it very well either...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
so you're no help then.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I could try and explain

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
vipros in knowing best shocker

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
use a double fold of material
so the pillow slots behind the second piece of cotton and is held in place by it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
pretty much what I had in mind

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
stop stealing my credit!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Vipros in "thinking of it first" shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I'm trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I don't need help I have a design planned
I especially don't need your help unless I start making croissant shapped pillows
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I can assure you I would be of no help in that situation

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
ahahhaha

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I'm taking her comment as a victory for me
if she'd said "vipros in thinking he knows best shocker" then it would be another story
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
A proton and an electron walk into a bar
The proton says "Your round"

"Are you sure" replies the electron

"Yes I'm positive" says the proton
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
actually
the electron replies "I am, but that has only recently been shown. Previously I was thought to be egg-shaped"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Factually correct

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
And good to get a new spin on an elementary joke like that.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I am neutral in all this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I've got my ion you.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
It appears everyone's dissociated themselves from this subthread then ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
That's the the first part of the jowk
it's a double punchline
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

A proton and an Australian electron walk into a bar
The proton says "Your round"

"Are you sure?"
"Are you sure?"
"Are you sure?" replies the electron

"Yes I'm positive" says the proton
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Why does this particular friend
always always knock on my door when I've just had a shower and only have a towel on? It's like they can sense it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Is it a man?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Everyone likes breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
nope
I'm trying to think of the last time she saw me with dry hair.

Not as bad as G in first year though. She must've seen me half naked three or four times since I don't generally lock my door and she never bothered knocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Well use a longer towel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Or smaller boobs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Nork-cam active

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
linky please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Here you go
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Pffft I love that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Me too :D

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
tasteless or offensive and thusly banned

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Oh man.
It's only Wormulus cam.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
It's hosted within sikipedia though

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
i think both of these things lead to the banning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Oh. Bum.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I think we all know Al has no taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
he has a taste for many many nommy things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I have fig rolls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
+ and an ass that just won't stop.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
+dribbling with the sperm of his local rugby, cricket and football teams (including the subs)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
grooooooooooooosssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
*squats over Kristine*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

captionsearch.com/pix/pijobf4e8h.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
; =)
Cheeky Hitler apologises
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I like fig rolls
more than I think I do. Every time I eat them, they are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I now have coffee cake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Snack items are thin on the ground today here
This is not good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Why would someone leave crisps on the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Well ninja'd

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Best to keep the same design.
Why invent a new kind of mousetrap?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Luddite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Because when you turn the crank that releases the ball, the diver is rarely sufficient in getting the trap to fall down.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This^
25 mins to setup, and one go to do it and it never does it properly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Sounds like my lovelife.
When I say mine, I mean a mate. Yes, a mate of mine. Yeah.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
only 25 minutes to set up?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
It wasn't a very complicated pulley system.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
exactly
the design is tried and tested and has stood the test of time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
but crunchy, there could be an even better one made, you just never know

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
It needs MOAR guns, MOAR gin and MOAR CAYKE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
this design has been through the fire of ages
and come out the other side in tact. It is a workable design, a classic in the bedlinen department and is shall never, NEVER, be replaced

*patriotic music*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Just think if we'd all stuck with what worked, what was tested tried and true to be good....
we'd still be using carts and horses instead of cars and planes, writing letters instead of phonecalls and emails, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
for some things that may be true
but not for pillowcases
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Ok, I get your point.
But for every email, you have goatse.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I've never gotten goatse in an email. Trufax.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Well, you're bloody lucky then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I've never got it either...
I did get Meat spin though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I don't get emails from humans.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Not even Nigerians?
Or are you saying they are sub-human you beastly racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

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