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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi evening tards, how are we?
I've been totally burnt on /qotw by some super cool dudes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Link?
Edit: it's OK, I think I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
It's not that exciting, but Al will be happy!
b3ta.com/questions/bestandworstfood/post1224500
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
How's the dalek holding up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I need to get some superglue or no more nails to make sure the slat stays on.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
DG has treated the outer skin of it.
*EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Funnily enough, some of the paint has rubbed off.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Careful you don't get radiation sickness from it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Oh Jeff, I've missed you
You should go on Britains got talent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
They haven't had someone that fucks dogs on it yet.
It's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Would you phone/send a pigeon to register a vote if I did DG?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I'd even start watching the fucking pile of bilge, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far DG
You'd be best off just watching the YouTube video.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Never asked you DG
Did the washing up finally get done?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
It will be done tonight.
In return, we shall let him off the hook a day early.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Way too soft.
The 7 days of being grounded should be starting once he's done his chores. He'll be mortified, but he'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Some kind of rapping pun-king
You'd get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I can imagine him
doing a punning rap whilst simultaneously spinning a Jack Russell on his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
hahahahahaha
*Dusts off the bling, gets to works on the lyrics*

I'd have to shoehorn something about 'bitches' in there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
"once I've had my way my cock fucking itches"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
It almost writes itself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
and the dog's little body lies weak as it twitches

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
But I don't give a fuck 'cos I got plenty BITCHES!
*Makes that sort of stance that they did in East17*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
With your head under your own car wheel?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
*Eats four jacket spuds*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
That has got to be the shittest excuse for running over your own head.
"I was totally cunted on baked potatoes, boiiiiiii!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Oh, man, NA, would you like to talk about it?
you massive fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
They are soo cutting and witty and sexually active over there
I feel totally subjugated
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I've put a good word in for you NA

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I knew I could rely on you Rory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
It's dragging on this week, clearly Scaryduck has had a relapse into alcoholism and has forgotten all about the new qotw

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Then again his wife has just left him so I suppose it's allowed

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Maybe he'll kill it once and for all
Edit: what's the first water?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
The first water is the cleaner up river cuntery

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Maybe his misses has agreed to have him back.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Whoops
What happend?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
He kept boring her with his qotw fantasy existance
After twenty years of that you can forgive her
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
She also shagged the guy from the kebab shop behind his back

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
She'll do anything for some extra chilli sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I did make it known I was available for rebound sex but I haven't heard anything yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
He's a bit downsy looking BGB
Then again he does wield the mod septre, perhaps you can look past his disabled features. Just don't be seen round Tod with him though, you don't want dogshit through the letterbox again
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I don't care what he looks like.
I just want be knobbing a mod and then I can get some shit sorted around here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I'll gaz him this link

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Cheers Rory!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Sorry I'm late...
...bit busy fapping over BGB.

Miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It's Miss Blousie to you! :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
That guy from Blue?
I had a piss next to him in Chievely services, true story
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Was his knob bigger than yours?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
They had a wank off
*All rise*

(Yes, I realise that I do know the name of a Blue song)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
: (
You disappoint me Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Did I raise even a flicker of a smile though Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Yes, but I think it might have been wind.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)
The only Blue song I know is 'wank off' if that makes you feel any better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
It was the size of an entire kebab leg

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Splitzville, Illinios.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Population: you

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
You said it sister.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Mm hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
They just don't understand you like we do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
No one understands me
*cuts*
*wakes up in September*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I understand you Ape.
*takes advantage of poor ape while feeling low*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Go ahead you cheeky monkey I'm pretty easy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Darth did mention that.
Hence my giving it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

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