*mwah*!
you know what happened to me today? The doctor actually used the phrase "....women of your age..." :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:47, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well if you will insist on asking for a sticker/lolly after having blood taken, this will happen.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

but! but! I
like lollies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Oh dear, osteoarthritis already, you need a good dose of HRT Crunchy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I think you mean osteoporosis.
HRT does fuck all for osteoarthritis. I've had that since I was in my 20s. It's shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Dunno it's all what creaky old women get

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

mostly from laughing at old men
getting cockrot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Hip crack away hip crack away hip crack away

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

haha
you are a bad internet doctor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)

FUCK YOU, I've aided tens of people via Gaz.
I've managed to persuade at least one person to top themself at Dignitas
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

You. At the doctors.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTiVzUiQnw&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

my beard is not quite that long

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
You know you're closer to 40 than 30 now, kid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

:(
people in ancient times didn't even live this long, but htey did more stuff with their lives *midlife crisises*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

On my last visit to the doctor, for the first time ever, the doctor mentioned the word menopause.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Makes a change from Bad AIDS I suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

as in
"there is no way you are anywhere near old enough to even think about meopause"?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Nope!
He was trying to get me to get an IUD fitted. Fuck that shit! I'm not having anything up there unless it's got batteries or a twinkle in it's eye.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Isn't it the IUDs that are killing 'our brave boys' in Afghanistan?
*checks*

Sorry, no. That would be the IED
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

har..........har.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Blousie.
Breaking news.

I've go no idea what flavour the blue Skittles are. I've tried 'em, I like 'em but I can't pinpoint the flavour of 'em.

I think they might be cherry, but I'm not sure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

they usually make blue raspberry

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

But this is Skittles, not Slush Puppy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

panda pops was too
there is a trend
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

But there is/was no hint of raspberry to it.
Next time you go to the shops, get some Skittles and see if you can identify the flavour.

Please. It's annoying me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I remember panda pops

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

you surprise me, young one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Povvo Pops
A Panda Pops cola left you more thirsty than you were before you started drinking it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'm almost 30 if that makes you feel better
Oh, I'm going to Cardiff tomorrow, will local thugs beat me for being a sartorially elegant Englishman of good breeding?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Ahhh! you're so young.
*tickles under chin*
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

*purrs like slutty kitten*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Whippersnappers.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Get yourself a Bristol City football shirt and a Swansea football scarf.
They'll love just how wacky you are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

being English is not the problem until you get out of the cities
like jeff says, pretend you're from swansea for maximum fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

A puff, you mean?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

the doctor said that to the landlady right before he stuck his finger in her arse

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

aww man, I didn't even get that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

irl lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)