I hate mess too
but at this stage, the house has gone beyond mess and into carnage.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've been possessed by the spirit of Mr Trebus?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

possessed?
I fucking married him!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Aw he was a ornery old coot wasn't he.
Bless!
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I always felt really sorry for him.
Poor man just wanted to be left alone.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He would have been left alone if his gaff didn't reek to high heaven and attract rats.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

There was that.
I don't know. I'm not qualified enough to make comment beyond sympathy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

mr b3th really is like that
won't throw anything away because it's 'worth something', then can't find a place for it, so just leaves it on top of other stuff, then moans like hell if anything mysteriously 'disappears'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I know a couple of people like that.
I was one of them. It's amazing what effect a clearout can have. Like seeing the floor.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

See I can't let it get to that stage.
I had to clean up every day in England, dishes and stuff like that bugged me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Do you want to come to my flat for a few days?
I'll be happy to give you a room and food for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Sure, give me a sponsored job and an employment contract and I'd be happy to. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Yeah, well
We might have a problem there... But I'll keep my eyes open for you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Do you want to come and stay with me for a bit
say 4 hours a week?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

see above dear man.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

A flatmate of mine was like that.
and then complained that I never did any housework. Apparently my explanations of "well if you'd let it get to a state where I notice there's a state, I'll clean it up" wasn't good enough.

So we tried a rota, which also wasn't good enough because rather than doing all at one time, I had to do it the minute anything became dirty, which essentially meant spending the day cleaning. I refused to do this.

The flatmate didn't last.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I could never live with DJ
He's one of those people that eats cereal over the sink. Walking into my house makes him itch.

I do feel sorry for Roota.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Roota'll be alright
She's hot enough to get somebody else if DJ goes too far towards the Howard Hughes.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

This is true

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I suspect the feacal Baskins Robbins didn't help either

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

For once, I think I'm glad to be missing a meme here.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

went over my head too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Kroney = Frozen Poo Dildo

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

ahaha I don't complain when other people don't clean.
Unless it's in the bathroom and there's ... waste.. everywhere. It's usually that I don't let things get that bad to bug me. Usually.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I wish I was as tidy as you
the only time I notice how untidy my room is, is when people who don't know me come round
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Aha. I didn't think you were that bad really.
I've seen far worse.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I'm not dreadful
I just hate tidying. It's so boring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I never said you were!
I sorta see it as proactive. And actually when I'm stressed I clean more. And it's good for procrastination.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Tell me.
When I was doing my dissertation at uni my bedroom was sparkling.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Whereas people can tell when I'm stressed
by the number of diet coke cans on my windowsill
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

+with bullet holes in

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)