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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does anyone else consider the gap between 5'11" and 6' to be a greater gulf than science would have us believe?
Or just those of us stuck frustratingly just below the 72-inch height line?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:51, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Wut!
Someone on OKCupid wants me but he's 5'7". If it wasn't for the height I'd go there.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Buy him platform shoes
or make "while you're down there" jokes all the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Oh yeah, Blousie
You totally don't want anyone under 6 foot. That would just be too tragic for words.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
How tall are you Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
5'10"

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
My missus is 5'10"
and somehow she's put up with a boyfriend who's under 6' for 9 years, 3 months and 28 days
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Same height would be ok.
A couple of inches taller is just a pipe dream.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
when it's a sham
it doesn't matter how short you are
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Of course it does
It's hard enough convincing people she's with me as it is, can you imagine how hard it'd be if I was pocket-sized too?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
hmm, good point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
YES IT IS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
mr b3th is 5'9"
When I have heels on I'm a tiny bit taller than him. I can see his bald spot.

I think my next one will have to be taller.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I'm convinced that Mrs V was taller when we were first getting together
I suspect that she did it deliberately to lure me in.

my ex was about 5'1" though, so anything was an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure mr b3th was taller before, too.
But he is old, so he's probably shrinking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
He's shrinking

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
^5

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I've had enough of looking down on guys.
I WANT SOMEONE I CAN LOOK UP TO.


And stand up sex ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Stalk the basketball courts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
if only I wasn't taken eh Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Grrrrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
He might have really long legs and a oddly short body
stand up sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
really?
REALLY?!
Don't ever complain about being single ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
He's a bit skinny too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
is he black?
I quite like black men.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
No he's white, geeky and has peircings.
I know I'm a twit for not going there but I'm sick to death of going out with short guys.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Doesn't that describe half the guys on here?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
the first bit

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
white?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Yep
Well, it describes me, and that's all that matters, surely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
NOT SEEING HOW BEING WHITE MATTERS MUCH. YOU MASSIVE RACIST.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Actually, is it you that's hitting on Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
would you like me to chop off your knees?
it'd make you shorter but I reckon people would be reluctant to deal with your disablity.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
You could fatten him up and slip growth hormone in his food...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I'd like it if she could manage a week without complaining.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
You'll get that soon............ONCE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO COME HERE.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Suddenly, I can think of a use for the Yellow Pages.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Walk him through mud so it builds up on his shoes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Surely there is a tall persons dating sight somewhere...
*googles*
*patents*
*profits from pituitary problems*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Yeah, from up here 5'11" is a LONG way down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I'm 5'10"
and I've been out with girls taller and shorter than me. Its all the same when their they're on their knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Musky

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
*they're*
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
scrubbing the floor

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Well what else would they need to be on their knees for?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
They could be kneeling on their shoes pretending to be really short.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
haha!
Good mental image
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I am in that gulf
But when I put my hair up I'm 6'4"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
6 feet 2 and a half inches of London's finest right here ladies (and Darth)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
The 2 inches are Darth's, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
*does Steptoe leer*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You dirrrty old woman
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I fear I may be a little too skinny and a little too married in all truth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I know : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
If i ever get divorced I'll go on an eating binge and look you up!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
likewise

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You are going to get fat and hook up with Apey?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
and Blousie
and I probably don't need to get fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Another stone and you'd be perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
that'd put me almost back where I started.
I've still got enough meat on my bones for you believe me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
*does another Steptoe leer*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I'm excited about my tattoo design
I still don't have it with me though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
You are as bad as DF with his TV video
Is your design not on the web somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I've nicked it from part of another design
t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/05/17/78/400_F_5177819_tptwB3yaj9YENFZVc42QWPoZwBX774vq.jpg

imagine that, without the tree, the birds, the sun and the topmost wave
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Good design for a first tattoo.
Whereabouts is it going?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
in the vicinity of the outside end of my left collarbone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Cool!
The Mrs relented then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
she's never had a problem with it
it's going to be my 30th birthday present from her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Sorry! I thought she wasn't keen.
Hooray for you : )

Be careful though, it's bloody addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
so I hear
I'm really picky though. It's taken me years to get this far. I hope that will counteract the addictiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
It does.
I took ages choosing mine and didn't get my first till my early thirties and as much as I want more, I've only had two more since. Hopefully a third to follow next year.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
cool :-)
I've always liked them, and seeing decent ones on people here has helped. Lab's in particular.

My drummer has just got a new one too, by the guys in the shop very near my house and it looks excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Fuck knows, I'm a midget!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

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