Let's talk about the weather.
Alt: let's not talk about husbands, and how much you have to nag them to get them to do anyfuckinghting without whining.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't even see outside from where I'm sitting
*sadfaces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Outside is overrated.
They have very little in the way of sofas and TVs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

This is true
Outside has sunshine and the prospect of beer though. There may also be brests
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

French ports?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Yes
and maybe even a spare letter a
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You know what, Cow?
Inside has beer too. and windows, through which you can see the sun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Not where I am sitting it doesn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Then you are clearly sitting in the wrong place.
I suggest you move immediately.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Nobody can see my screen here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Well, they're not INSIDE, are they woman?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Don't you 'woman' me, you bearded tit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Cunt him in the fuck!
Off to the gym. Byeeee!
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Or cunt him in the murray, that smarts a wee bit more.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

MIGHT-ERS! MIGHT-ERS! MI-GHTERS!!!!
Give me an 'M'
Give me an 'I'

etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

terribly sorry chap
work called. How the devil are you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I heard on the radio this morning that within the next 20 to 60 years the coolest summers will be hotter than the hottest summers now
alt: wouldn't know, don't have one

what's your take on children?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

the same as my take on most people
Some are pleasant enough, some are downright loveley, but I wouldn't want some random one in my house for twenty years.

Also: they are noisy, smelly, messy, and largely ungrateful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

so you're against adoption then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

are you looking for a new mummy?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

no
but I've been plagued by the desire for offspring, it's crippling
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I really, truly, cannot understand that desire. Really.
I do actually have a mothering streak a mile wide, but i take it out on my boys and my friends. I can see why I might want one of those cute, cuddly, clean babies that other people seem to have, but I wouldn't want one of the crying snivelly ones.

I think I'm doing the world a favour by deciding not to procreate. Plus, I have terrible genes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I've always wanted a baby.
I can see where some wouldn't. It's a personal choice and I'm glad people feel they can choose not to, rather than having children they don't want.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I wouldn't tell anyone else not to have one
I just don't like the assumption that everyone will have children at some point in their lives, and if they don't, there is something wrong with them.

I can absolutely guarantee you that I would severely fuck up the life of any child who was unlucky enough to land me as a mother, and I wouldn't want to put anyone through that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Well at least any baby of yours isn't going to go hungry, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I'M SAYING YOU HAVE MASSIVE GAZONGAS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

i love this so much it hurts

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

pesky breasts.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Oh Krizzle, you'd be a magnificent mother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Can't tell if being sarcastic....
it's like my ovaries are clanging together
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Just have a wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I am not being at all sarcastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Thanks :)
the last thing I need is encouragement, tell me I'd be a shit mother before I start humping randoms
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Shan't.
The world needs more decent people and I think you'd raise one. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I mean, fuck it, if Monty can do it, anyone can.
amirite?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

monty has to be an amazing father
did you see that castle thing he bought his daughter?
I think if a grown man bought that for me I'd dance in excitement for weeks
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

She's only just now really getting into playing with it.
I made a good choice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I'm not raising mine.
:(((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

:(((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

LABFACE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

If you have a child and it gets on your tits.
Will you keep it in a cage like you do with Echo?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Hey you
It's the sandcastle festival this weekend. Now that's excitement, right there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That sounds really fucking bent.
Are you going to it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Doubt it.
I never go anywhere, Jeff. You know this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Well make the effort and go to the festival of sand castles.
And then go on the pier :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

a few weeks ago I told my dad instead of getting a dog I should've gotten pregnant
he said I would've went to jail because you can't keep a baby in a cage
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I hope you replied with
'No father, I would have GONE to jail'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

oh sure, and then he said "shut the fuck up, you know what I meant"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

heh
Sorry K.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)