Hang about
Your eldest is at Uni? I thought you were about my age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He was a BOGOF when I married the missus
I would've had to have been 15 to have produced him myself.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

*step-parent high fives*
I would have had to be minus six to have produced my oldest step child
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

mental

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

My younger stepchild is only four years older than I am.
So that's not weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Speaking of youngsters.
Oh. Fucking. Hell.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1239087

He's got to be kidding, right?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I think that's a clear attempt at trolling

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

a poor one at that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Agreed.
I'm starting to think the Conservative thing might be a bit suss too.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

There are Conservatives on here, not many it has to be said, but they do exist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

There are Conservatives out there, too. They get in the bins.


No, wait. That's foxes. As you were.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Nah, we killed all the foxes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

True.
But they aren't idiots. Well, apart from being Conservatives that is.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

you would say that coming from Wolverhampton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Am I fuck from Wolverhampton?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Sorry that's the other newbie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I really doubt he has the imagination to snoop around the site for a while and decide the best wind-up is to pretend to be a Tory

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Maybe he just wants to be the next Wiliam Hague.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I fucking hope so
Be nice to have an actual bender around here to take the pressure off me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You mean someone for you to hit on.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

+s
Oh no wait, that's Kroney.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Fuck fucking off
I'm not shagging anyone from Wolverhampton, it might be transmutable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Transmissible, I think.
Unless you are concerned that Wolverhampton will turn into gold, or something.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

That's the last time I try to be clever
And the first, I think
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it.
You might find something in common with him. After all, you're both from the Midlands.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Yes, and The Empire Strikes Back and Mrs Doubtfire are both films
That doesn't mean that one is fit to be mentioned in the same sentence as the other.

Apart from just up there^
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oh I don't know...
Mrs Doubtfire was a good bit of fun, I thought. Anyways, this thread is getting hard to keep track of. I'm making a new one.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

A very weird friend of mine
once went to Bristol to see Enoch Powell speaking. He got there about two hours early and spent over an hour just chatting to the slimy twat all by himself. He said he was actually quite nice.

I do not believe him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

People always say that when they meet someone famous for being a cunt
"Oh I met Alex Ferguson, he had a very dry sense of humour" makes no fucking difference, they are still a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

There's no excuse for defending Alex Ferguson as a person
He's a breathtaking hypocrite and an utter bellend.

Good manager though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

chevron

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Chev

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Ron

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

That's what I thought when everyone said Prince Phillip was charming and funny

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

A little mild racism never hurt anyone
Lets be honest most people I know of his generation have fairly backward views of people of ethic origin, it's just the world that they grew up in.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Most people of his generation haven't travelled outside their own village.
Doesn't really apply to him though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Bullshit, they would have fought in the war and been all over
or travlled under their own steam, not every 90 yea5r old was a coal mining povvo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Really,
Your set must be very middle class. My old lady didn't go abroad till she retired. Of my grand parents, only one ever went abroad.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Well this is true Grandad had a pan European shoe shop company after fighting in India

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm sure you are very proud of him.
My grandad went to Egypt to annoy Mussolini. In 1938, before it became policy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

We never really got on, not badly, just didn't click
anyway he's been dead for 16 years now and he was my only grandparent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Clone?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

He's fucking hilarious. What the fuck are you on about?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I got "Duke of Hazard: The Wit and Wisdom of Prince Philip" for Christmas a while back.
Once I'd got over the use of Comic Sans on the front of a hardback book (a worrying few seconds, that!), the contents proved to be most amusing.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

He is consistently good value, I'd say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I read a piece about him on his 90th the other day
Apparently in 60 years of making 300 appearances a year he has only cried off 5 times due to illness. Impressive. Or bullshit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Did Gazza bring it to you with the fried chicken?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Howay, and divvent forget the rods, man.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I spotted that
Nothing could so clearly say "I am desperate for attention"

Yes, FreeFair, I know you're reading this and yes, I did just call you an emo ponce.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Ah, I see
So that makes you about 34. This is good for two reasons; I was correct (a rare occurence) when I said you were about my age, but you're slightly older than me.

If indeed that is etc etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I know, you could start a spread sheet with all our ages on.
it would fill the long hours between bummings.

Don't forget our bet starts tomorrow.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

That's not a bad idea
Especially since my bra sizes database has been woefully undersubscribed so far. So, Mr Bartleby, can you remember the moon landing?

And I haven't forgotten, be intrigued to see how the pitch behaves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Yes I remember the moon landings, I'm 52 FFS
Can you remember how to lace your own shoes?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I had absolutely no idea how old you were
I assumed you were slightly older than me on account of your command of the language but that's all I had to go on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

And the fact he calls London 'Londinium'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I knew it when it were swamp.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I've got a few months left of being 34
I've reached the point in my life when I don't know my own age straight away and have to think about it for a second.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

That's Alzheimers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

What is?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Hahaha
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)