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Food thread!
Right my detox diet thing officially ends Tuesday.

What would you eat to celebrate and prepare for the long drive to glastonbury?

I'm going to glastonbury.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:48, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Glasto?
You lucky sod. I hear the Wombles are playing. I'd go for a massive fryup.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
They are, they are I won't be watching them though
I am most looking forward to:
Paul Simon
Imelda May
Wu-Tang Clan
Mumford and sons
U2
BB King
Coldplay
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
You missed the following
Elbow
Stornoway
Fleet Foxes
Queens of the Stoneage
Big Boi
DJ Shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Forgot about Elbow. They're playing at Leeds, and are bloody brilliant.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
QOTSA and Fleet Foxes would be top of my list
QOTSA are epic live and Fleet Foxes' music is achingly beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
My favourite is White Winter Hymnal.
I don't know what it is, but the song is so... calming.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
QOTSA were great live when they played at Reading in about 2002 or so
but since then, they are dull and uninteresting, much like everything Josh Homme has been involved with since.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I saw them in 2002 or so
and they were shit. As I said below, I hope it was a lapse on their part.

I went to watch Massive Attack instead which was one of the highlights of the festival
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*wipes tears from eyes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hehehe

Good one, mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
They are no CombiChrist that's for sure
/Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
It was meant genuinely
"Fleet Foxes' music is achingly beautiful"

I assumed you were mimicking the pretentious style of a teenage boy or Guardian reader.

Hang about... were you serious?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
they are quite good
but I wouldn't describe anything as achingly beautiful, unless it was a really hot woman and I prefixed it with ball-
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Indeed, Rainier
I've no problem with the Fleet Foxes, not my sort of thing, but not even Tori Amos goes down as achingly beautiful in my book.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Nice voice, interesting music.
Truly a face for the radio though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
No, no
Tori Amos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
That's who I meant.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Tori Amos is fucking stunning mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
You what?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Umm...
1.bp.blogspot.com/_rahT757Jgu0/TRIceZ3vxnI/AAAAAAAACg8/vo0u066OWp8/s400/fotoindexnueva.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
fucking hell
I had no idea she was so ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Or a cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
That is really disappointing
Am now listening to some of her newer stuff on We7 and it appears the mental has extended to her musical output too. I shall choose to believe that La Amos did a Joplin in '97, if that's OK with you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Christ
I would like to revise my previous statement; Tori Amos WAS stunning, and has let herself go spectactularly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Yup



And she's had a facelift.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Yeah I just looked at her Wikipedia page.
She never knew when she'd been Tango'd.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Very easy to find a bad photo of her.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I'm from the future.
'achingly beautiful'?

You massive bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 23:38, Reply)
I've just read both those 'highlights'
and whilst I consider myself a music fan with a varied and eclectic taste the only acts on that list that I would get out of bed for are Paul Simon and Queens of the Stoneage and that at a push.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Imelda May is awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I saw QOTSA in Denmark
and they were fucking dreadful. I hope it was a lapse on their part.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
As I said above
it's everything Josh Homme touches.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Horses for courses dude.
People are allowed like music that you don't.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Luggage, Wormulus. Wormulus, Luggage.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Ummm... hi?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Nah mate, just run

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Oh.
Where to?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
It looks to me like a pick and mix of bands that fall into the 'yeah they're pretty good but I wouldn't deliberately pay to see them if they were the only act on the lineup' category
with a couple of genuinely shit bands throw in for good measure.

Just picture the crowd that are liekly to turn up for an Elbow, U2, Coldplay marathon. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
you've hit the nail on the head with that category

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I like Elbow.
The other two are dull as dishwater. Oh Gods, I'd die of boredom. Only Piston's standup would be worse.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Elbow are almost really good
but they fall short of the mark. Partly because the guy has a fucking terrible voice for the sort of music they are trying to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Really?
It always worked for me. Asleep in the Back is a good album, I thought.

But what do I know, I work in IT.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
It's a personal thing with Elbow
I don't think they are bad (not like U2) but it doesn't do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Yeah
I feel the same about QOTSA or New Found Glory.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
My Friends Over You is a fucking great track
*scurries off to download*

Otherwise, yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Yes but you like Asia and this renders your musical opinions instantly null and void.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I'm not ashamed
They provide a specific need in my playlist.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Fair enough.
Of the list above I'd like to see BB King before he croaks but I fear I've missed him at his peak, by about 40 years.

Wu Tang Clan are entertaining live but I've been to see them twice - and again they've been shit for at least ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
WOOOOO I saw BB King at his European farewell concert at Wembley Arena a few years back, it was exceptionally good
and his banter between tracks was some of the best I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I saw him busking on Beale Street
next to his own statue. He just had Lucille plugged into a portable amp and he was chatting away to people.

A true gent.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Really nice guy it seems, good chatter.
Also chucked fuckloads of gold and silver bracelets at the crowds in the front seats at the end of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I was going to see him in Manchester last year but had no-one to go with : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I'm sure he wrote a song that went something like that
I woke up this morning
Der ner ner na
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Do you need rains in Africa?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I'm not sure.
But I know that every time Bono clicks his fingers, a child in Africa dies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
U2?
Are you kidding me??
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Nope, never going to pay to see them live on their own
but I think they'll put on a good show, do the hits. It'll be a good gig that I'll enjoy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
If you say so.
I just find them sooo... boring!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
they're not boring
they are fucking shit.

They did some ok songs many years ago, but the more recent stuff is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Elevation had a good riff.
And then I sobered up.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
god, that's the fucking worst one!
it doesn't have a good riff, it's average at best and the lyrics could have been written by children.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I could do a phd on why U2 are shit and people who like them are fucking morons

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I fucking love that article

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I was drunk.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I hold over a certain amount of affection for U2 from the big hits of yesteryear
But a lot of their "new" (last decade) stuff is indefensible and as you say, Elevation is the worst culprit of all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Mumford and Sons were disappointing when I saw them at the Eden Project
was expecting loads more energy, but they may as well have just stuck the CD on.

I feel a little bad about it because I'm really good friends with the bassplayer's sister
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I saw them at Hammersmith last October and they kicked arse, loved it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
The best people playing are the ones who realise the glastonbury gig is a big deal
and put in a bit more effort, that's nearly all the UK acts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
makes sense
too much shit for my liking though. Festivals are always about the music for me. All of the rest of the stuff I can do whenever for a lot less money
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
My pals Deep Cut are playing there.
You should see them. They're 'alright I suppose'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Really? I'll check em out.
edit: any other recommendations www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up-poster/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Pentangle
Show of Hands are worth a go. Very folky. Voted greatest ever Devonians or something.
The Correspondents - definitely worth watching
Beardyman - human beatbox is a bit gay, but this guy is very good at it
holy shit, Jim Jones Revue are playing
John Digweed
Dreadzone
Terry Reid
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I'd eat my own ears so i wouldn't have to listen to U2
aside from that, aside from that i'd eat homemade lasgne and garlic bread. nommy cheesy meaty goodness and pasta to give you some energy for the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
probably something along the lines of the same shit I'd been eating so I didn't die from the shock to my system

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I'm pretty sure some bread won't kill me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
bread is hardly celebration food
I'd have pasta and wine
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I would avoid everything you've been avoiding for the last however long
And reintroduce them in small quantities, otherwise you will need an ungodly shite. This is a bad thing in a car and a worse thing at Glastonbury.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
This is sound advice from the Ass Master

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
BUT I WANT RICH FOOD!
Actually I might make a roast dinner, plenty of vedge and not eat the chicken skin.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
IT IS THE BEST BIT!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is so true
crispy roast chicken skin crusted with salt and pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I sprinkle on a chicken oxo cube
Tastes fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
That's sacrilege.
There's a place opposite the office called Grazing that sells pots of crackling. By itself, I'm going to go get some right now.

Fuck off Chilli, that'll sort you out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
are you crazy or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
A bit yeah

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Chicken skin is the best part you crazy head

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Seriously Chompers
You know I want to see all manner of bad things happen to you, but they're less funny if I can't inflict them myself. If you've deprived your body of the sort of foods that make your shit sludgy and difficult to pass for weeks, then when you reintroduce them your intestines are going to have an absolute spack-out. If you fancy spending a good ten minutes sitting atop a long-drop, inhaling its rich and mystifying odours, be my guest.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
ten minutes? likely an hour

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
A roast chicken only has two bits I'm not allowed in my diet
Roast potatoes and chicken skin.
It's not a massive jump for my body.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Fair enough, you know your diet and your digestion
Personally, my advice would be to spend as much of the festival as possible off your tits on ecstasy so as to not ingest any food whatsoever. You'll lose a bit more weight and you won't have to shite for five days.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I haven't sorted any drugs :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
A scouser next to the Other Stage sold me the best E I've ever had for £5 in 2000

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I'll see if he's still there.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
It would seriously be worth it!
Moby and the Chemical Brothers were excellent as a direct result!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
saw Chemical Brothers while on shrooms
the bass bit from Under the influence was outrageously awesome because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
That does sound fucking awesome
Love that track
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I then went to see Rammstein while still on shrooms
that was also awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I've never tried shrooms, or acid.
Or anything hallucinogenic for that matter.

Sometimes wonder if I'm missing out.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Hahaha
I wouldn't bother personally, no way of knowing is there. In 2005 I got chatting to a couple of Aussie girls at a cashpoint and they sorted me out with some top-notch E, in 2007 I bought off a random and they did sweet fuck all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I wonder what are the chances of there being someone there who might be selling...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I wouldn't have done a ridiculous "Detox" diet in the first place
since they are fucking stupid. Your body is perfectly capable of removing any toxins without the need for "superfoods".
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I'm quite aware of that
I just ate healthily and didn't drink (much) for a month. I use the phrase detox to annoy people.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
How much weight did you lose?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
about 10ish pounds
I forgot to weigh myself immediatly before but that's how much less I weigh now than what I "reckon" I weighed a couple of months ago.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
And about 2 inches from my waist
but that's sit ups for the last 6-8 weeks with the diet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Top effort

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
good job

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
You fat fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)
The only appropraite thing to eat if you're going to Glastonbury
is a farmer's cock, sheathed in a solid gold condom, paid for out of the proceeds of him running an overrated festival attended solely by guardian-reading, cardigan-wearing, tofu-eating, ME-suffering, homeopathic-soy-gluten-free arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Like me!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I suppose for you Chompy
Glasto is like Valhalla
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Hot white middle class liberal women
It's amazing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
So you're going with him then?
Oh yeah, I went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I wouldn't go to glastonbury if you paid me.
If I wanted to sleep in a tent next to a load of whittering fuckwits, posh students and pretentious arseholes I'd take my 3 seasons up to Oxford and pitch it on the steps of the fucking Ruskin.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
All posh people are awful and should be killed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I say, steady on old bean!
Severely maimed, at best.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I'm probably the "poshest" person here. i just hate reverse snobbery and was ironically pointing it out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I thought that was Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
You may be right there, however I married well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
She was the lady of the manor
and you were the help?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Just like many families their fortune is gone, but they did start Nat West, bank rolled Darwin, had a house by Harrods and an island in the Caribbean
and a proper double barreled name, not a tacked together celebrity type.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Cool.
Is Daddy a member of a gentleman's club? If so, can we go and get lashed and act oikishly in it?

I love those places. I've been to the RAC Club a couple of times this year, it's amazing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Some of my friends are members at The East India club
I couldn't justify the outlay to usage ratio
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Fair point.
Snobbery in general is a bit shit. Unless it's about Lady Gaga or N-Dubz.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
^this
Or Tinie Tempah and Teensy Spider. FFS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Let's face it.
Most mainstream commercial music is shit. I've given up.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
It's balls.
They look fucking ridiculous. This is how we are represented around the world.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Beehive hairdos, big hats and shitty music.
No wonder people don't like Brits abroad.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
How posh are you?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
You need a retox diet
I suggest twelve cans of warm Carling and a kebab. Maybe finish off with some shit overpriced noodles too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Special brew I assume?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
It always seems to be warm Carling at festivals

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
and warm cheap whiskey.
*shudders*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
and a van full of MD's.
Do they search you on the way in?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
If you look suspicious, then yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
A load of middle class lightweight twerps should be OK then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
you go to the wrong festivals
Sonisphere is cold Carlsberg and Jagermeister
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Carlsberg and Tuborg at glasto last year
and loads of cider and local ales
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Tuborg is a good festival lager I find.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Pussy!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
You are fanny obsessed today!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I was trying to be outrageous.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Yesterday she was teenager obsessed.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Recently I've been all stirred up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Uh huh hmmm!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Not by you sonny jim.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I don't know.
All I need is a big enough saucepan.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
spoon shurely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
An oar would do the trick.
*Runs*
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Did he just call you an oar?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I think he did SYFTS.
I'm cut to the quick.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I apologise.
I'll be nicer in future.

And not resort to the BOAT LOL meme.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
LOL BOAT

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Now I know who you are.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Who?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Actually no, you're not him.
He would have let me know if he was coming back here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Wha?
Come on, you can't just dangle that in front of me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Awesome ex-user hounded off the board by bitter twat
who, incidentally, tried to friend me on Facebook the other day. I resisted the urge to tell him I don't like him eloquently and just ignored it. This makes me better than EX council house dwelling scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Yes, it does.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
As the showgirl said to the bishop.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Something with wholemeal pasta
As it's supposed to keep you going for longer, or some shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

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