I will if you will
ANYONE WANT TO MAKE A B3TA TEAM TO GO ON EGGHEADS????
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No, I'd end up hitting that smug one on the other team.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Kroney's in
We'd all love to see that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I'm going to go with 'no, fuck off'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

We don't need you anyway
B3th's got the position of "eye candy" filled
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You should take my boss
he's well good at quizzes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

If you don't get enough smart people I'll do it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Said with feeling.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Yeah. I'd love to.
Nothing would give me greater pleasure than not winning money on a television quiz, having lost to a gaggle of pensioners and the token-gesture woofter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

No, no.
Darth would be on OUR team.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

hahaha
I can just imagine the introductions by the host, 'So Jeff, what do you do?'

'I fuck dogs Dermot'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'd pay money to be there.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

If we're going to base our introductions on that
We're definitely not having SpankyHanky

(obviously otherwise he'd have been top of the list)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

In that case, we couldn't really have Ape either.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

They're going to run out of beep noises for our team

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

So how many people have you got in your team?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Three - me, B3th and Bobby
We need two more, ideally a third clever one so we can chuck Pires
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Right, I have to get back to it. I'm being 'Looked At'.
Let me know who's on the team, will you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

OK darling
Have a feeling it might not change that much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I'm game

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Good man. That's four. Can we get Enzyme onside?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

"No, I meant for a living - you mong"
*belms*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

You definitely can't come on

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Why?
Are you discriminating against me? I noes me rites.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

"And what do you do, (insert real name here)?"
"I fist Reverends Dermot"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Not for a living, you mong - just pleasure.
Anyway, maybe Fister is my surname, and Reverend is my er...rank.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

The batsman's Fister, the bowler's Willey?
Oh if that were true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

You deviant, sir.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Where are all the bowlers with amusing surnames?
They have all but disappeared from modern cricket. I blame Twenty20.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Deed poll is a terrible thing
I think there was a guy who played for Leics called Humpage. Sounds like one of those olde worlde words.

"And verily, there was much Humpage at the royal feast."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Let me get this right
Are you outing CJ?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

It wouldn't be for me to out him.
Although I'd probably end up calling him KY rather than CJ.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I've been on already,
I don't think you're allowed to go twice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Have you?
Did you at least call CJ a talentless oily cunt? Please say you did.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I did not.
Instead I got everything comprehensively wrong and departed with my head hung in shame.

He is a cunt though. Seriously.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Colour me stunned

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

*fetches crayons*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I don't like game shows where I can only awnser about 1% of the questions, can we do Crystal Maze instead.
*Stands in a room with a crystal on a shelf and a big sign saying 'please, help yourself' *

OK, I CAN SEE A SHELF, IT HAS A CRYSTAL ON IT, THERE IS A SIGN, WAIT ONE MINUTE SO I CAN READ IT.... IT SAYS 'HELP YOURSELF'. *2 minutes later* OK, I HAVE TAKEN OFF MY TROUSERS AND DISMANTLED THE SHELF WITH MY TEETH, I HAVE NO NAILS LEFT EAITHER...WHAT DO I DO?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I'll do it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)