Stop the fucking press
Have investigated the whole Eggheads thing and it appears they're looking for teams of six. This is the good news, as it means no-one has to miss out, save Bobby who only said he'd do it if we couldn't find anyone clever. Possibly they insist upon a reserve. Details as I get them.

The bad news is that, like TWL, it's filmed in Glasgow. Although I regard this as a good omen, it will make bashing it up with London B3tans a tiny bit tricksy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:06, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Given that Guildford isn't that far away from Southampton
A trip to Glasgow isn't really on the cards.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

The Beeb will pay for travel
and there are these things called planes now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Planes?
Will we ever see the likes...etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Public transport, innit.
Full of cunts.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

My friends did Eggheads.
Fuck off do they pay for planes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Seriously?
They paid for transport across the shop for TWL and there's 9 people per show on that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I may be wrong
but my friends had to get the train from London. 8 hours or something? If they'd offered planes I'm sure they'd have taken the chance.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You may very well be right
I took the train myself, but only because I live in the arse end of nowhere and there weren't any convenient flights from Norwich to Glasgow. I'm sure a couple of the people on my show flew, but they lived further north than me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

they film it there so only thick people go on, thus not troubling the Eggheads

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I like the way you think
But try to bear in mind how savagely nerdy quizlings can be, Norwich to Glasgow is no short distance but I jumped on the opportunity like a solid gold buttplug
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

My mate just recorded an eggheads show, they do 3 every morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I am cleverererer than Bobby.
There are amoeba on Saturn, smarter than Bobby.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

We're actually going to have to told tryouts at this rate
B3ta Eggheads audition drinking competition bash!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Ah, an excuse to start drinking, I was looking for one of those
Count me in
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Come to the summer bash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

However I read this it sounds really sinister.
I'll check my diary.
Will you be there? Oh, man we could totally quote films all night. It'd be AWESOME.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Of all the bashes in all the world....
Yes, I'll be there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I did a squeaky, slightly wet fart this morning
and the small dribble of liquid poo that trickled down the inside leg of my jeans was considerably cleverer than Bobby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Who is Bobby?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Who is Can you fly,

*robolols*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)

*doesn't lol at all at bent 'film' quote*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

That really was a terrible film.
Verhoeven has a lot to answer for.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's hardly top of the list though is it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Showgirls.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I disagree, Robocop is a very good film
The only film Verhoeven has to answer for is Hollow Man as it is his most 'director for hire' gig yet.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

It just seemed to be violence for the sake of it.
Couldn't see any point in it whatsoever.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

That's because you're a boring twat.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Shit the fuck off.
I just prefer films that have an actual plot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I'm glad your response was just a copy of someone elses insult
rather than any sort of intelligent rebuttal. And Robocop is quite clearly a well constructed satire on consumerism.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Hollow Man was a massive disappointment
Showgirls is still the main cuplrit though, a bold stab at putting a vaguely justifiable spin on big-budget soft porn or not, it was still fucking shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Still, boobs.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

you know the bird whose room the invisible bloke sneaks in to?
I knew her brother at uni. He was incredibly tall.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Rhona Mitra
Would.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

B3tan dipshit 'BobbyPires'
Currently training to be a teacher.

A teacher with less knowlege than his most retarded pupil.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

The future of our children is in safe hands, then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I have to say this doesn't concern me in the slightest
/barrenlols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Me neither.
I am not suitable father material, despite a fondness for Dad jokes and extremely terrible dancing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Are you a massive nonce?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

No, just massive.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I actually probably would make quite a good Dad, if I were to grow a sense of responsibility
And I've no idea how fertile or otherwise my balls are, but it's all completely immaterial as long as I'm with the missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

There are no amoeba on Saturn.
And yet they're still smarter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Prove it.
Religionlols.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

i saw a dog do a shit, eat the shit, vomit up the shit and then eat the shit vomit and shit it out
the resulting mess was more intelligent than Bobby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Although even he can spell 'intelligent'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

burn

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)

So can I...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Can you spell 'sneaky little ninja shitbag'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

we all saw it, it's okay

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Saw what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

House music all night long.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Please tell me someone gets this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

*puts up hand*

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It was only a Jungle Brothers joke - no need to have a wank about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

*Puts up hand*
30/09/1973, best of all the birthdates.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

OK I'm scared now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Mine too mate.
Don't worry. We've done this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Phew.
I was about to start sweating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Where do you live?
We must have a joint birthday party.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

You're not my brother are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Lewisham, work in the City.
I have already invited all our friends to our joint b/day party. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I haven't actually got any.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Me either.
Easiest party I've ever organised.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Yes, yes we did.
Ape, you should hang your head in shame.

After sorting out the bullet wound in your foot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Copycat motherfucker

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Adopt, adapt, improve.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

This is exactly how the Nazis got started

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Don't you even dare to invoke Rule 34 here.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I actually have no idea what rule 34 is
but based on your previous posts I suspect it to be something along the lines of "if anyone has ever thought of it, there exists porn of it"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Yup.
And I actually meant Godwin's Law.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Ah, the good old days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

POTD
Sorry Apers, especially cruel of me considering the searing bullet-related pain in your foot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)