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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am cleverererer than Bobby. There are amoeba on Saturn, smarter than Bobby.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:12, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
We're actually going to have to told tryouts at this rateB3ta Eggheads audition drinking competition bash!
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Ah, an excuse to start drinking, I was looking for one of those Count me in
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:16,
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However I read this it sounds really sinister.I'll check my diary.
Will you be there? Oh, man we could totally quote films all night. It'd be AWESOME.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37,
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Of all the bashes in all the world....Yes, I'll be there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38,
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I did a squeaky, slightly wet fart this morningand the small dribble of liquid poo that trickled down the inside leg of my jeans was considerably cleverer than Bobby.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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*doesn't lol at all at bent 'film' quote*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21,
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That really was a terrible film.Verhoeven has a lot to answer for.
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I disagree, Robocop is a very good filmThe only film Verhoeven has to answer for is Hollow Man as it is his most 'director for hire' gig yet.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32,
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It just seemed to be violence for the sake of it.Couldn't see any point in it whatsoever.
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I'm glad your response was just a copy of someone elses insultrather than any sort of intelligent rebuttal. And Robocop is quite clearly a well constructed satire on consumerism.
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Hollow Man was a massive disappointmentShowgirls is still the main cuplrit though, a bold stab at putting a vaguely justifiable spin on big-budget soft porn or not, it was still fucking shit.
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you know the bird whose room the invisible bloke sneaks in to?I knew her brother at uni. He was incredibly tall.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38,
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B3tan dipshit 'BobbyPires'Currently training to be a teacher.
A teacher with less knowlege than his most retarded pupil.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22,
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I have to say this doesn't concern me in the slightest/barrenlols
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Me neither.I am not suitable father material, despite a fondness for Dad jokes and extremely terrible dancing.
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I actually probably would make quite a good Dad, if I were to grow a sense of responsibilityAnd I've no idea how fertile or otherwise my balls are, but it's all completely immaterial as long as I'm with the missus
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i saw a dog do a shit, eat the shit, vomit up the shit and then eat the shit vomit and shit it outthe resulting mess was more intelligent than Bobby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:17,
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Although even he can spell 'intelligent'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:18,
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Can you spell 'sneaky little ninja shitbag'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20,
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Please tell me someone gets this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34,
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It was only a Jungle Brothers joke - no need to have a wank about it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39,
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Phew.I was about to start sweating.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:45,
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Where do you live?We must have a joint birthday party.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:45,
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You're not my brother are you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:44,
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Lewisham, work in the City. I have already invited all our friends to our joint b/day party. ;-)
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Yes, yes we did.Ape, you should hang your head in shame.
After sorting out the bullet wound in your foot.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I actually have no idea what rule 34 isbut based on your previous posts I suspect it to be something along the lines of "if anyone has ever thought of it, there exists porn of it"
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POTDSorry Apers, especially cruel of me considering the searing bullet-related pain in your foot
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