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It turns out that Set Your Faces and I are the same age, to the day.
With this in mind we have been discussing hosting a joint MECHA-BA$H in late September to celebrate our rapidly nearing deaths.

We're thinking of getting a venue (I have some options) and then I'll play records and we can all have a jolly old 'lol'.

What do you reckon, wankstains?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:30, 12 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'll enjoy it more if you die before it happens.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I won't give you the satisfaction (hopefully).

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
how about if someone were to demand satisfaction?
would you fancy your chances in a duel?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
It's East London
Everyone has their own "shooter".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
*laughs so much a little sick comes up*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
only if you play lots of Bowie.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Yes, I guarantee that I will play fucking shitloads of Bowie 'numbers'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
September you say....
When exactly in the 9th month is your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
30th.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
7 days after mine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Want in on THE BASH TO END ALL BASHES?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Lampito is the week before.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
If it's near/around the 30th, yeah.
I've got real friends to spend my birthday with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Oh how sweet...
you've given them names, presumably? Other than forefinger, middle finger, little finger etc.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Oh right. So it's clearly not true what they say about the size of a man's hands then.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Big hands.
Big gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Fido, Spot, Rex and Rover.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
After his ex-girlfriends?
That's just creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I want in.
Same day as JTDF, I'll be 21.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I hope none of your are expecting presents?
I will be using up all my special present-creating skills at the beginning of that month.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
and 10 days after mine

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
same as mine
as we have established before, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
PS It's a Friday night too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
as long as it's not in London with those douchebags

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
We were actually thinking of holding it in a grim, rainy, crime-ridden depressing old mining town in the north.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
lol jk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
We know of a good website for inexpensive
but effective stabvests.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
yeah I hear there's no crime in London
and there are no cats either and the streets are filled with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I went to Manchester once and I didn't leave it alive.
I've been to London loads of times since. Not a sniff of a stabbing.

These are facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
ha
this is Monty's area www.police.uk/crime/?q=Broadway%20Market,%20Hackney,%20Greater%20London%20E8%204,%20UK#crimetypes
this is mine:
www.police.uk/crime/?q=Old%20Trafford,%20Manchester,%20Trafford%20M16,%20UK#crimetypes

I bet the extra 711 incidents of anti social behaviour were all because Monty lives there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)
This is Northernist propaganda.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
this is where I was born
www.police.uk/crime/?q=Horton,%20Wimborne,%20Dorset,%20UK#crimetypes

You can't get much further south. I have nothing against southerners. Just Londoners.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
But I'm a Landaner born and bred

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Ok not Londoners per se
Monty, specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Good point, he is an irredeemable arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Hm
www.police.uk/crime/?q=Guildford, Surrey, UK#crimetypes

THat big, ugly one is right over Ibiza Street, where all the squaddies from Aldershot go out to start fights.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I live in london and on my street there was no crime at all
so there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
YOU'RE FORGETTING YOUR FASHION CRIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhahahaahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)
and that he's a rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)
who's very good at getting away with it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
We should get those guys from the Wire on to you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
that would suggest you are responsible for the rest of the crime.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
that's America
you dolt
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I watched that film again the other day
Fivel was so annoying, his dad kept telling him to stay put and he kept fucking off and nearly getting himself killed. He deserved to become catfood.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Bradford?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I'd bloody love that
if I thought for a second that you'd invite me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
You would be very welcome.



PS I don't do requests, and also have no New Order nor CombiChrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
That's alright Monty
I'll bring my own CDs. I know how much DJs fucking love that.

(Thank you)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Good luck playing them on my fucking turntables.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
If I can afford it, I'll be up for that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Good lad: you've plenty of time to get this together,
maybe you could blag a lift off Neil B?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Nahh, he's really down currently, I think he might top himself
With 30 red jumpers, 400 pairs of school trousers, and a little aubergine.

It's all down to how these next 2 months go, shall see!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I'm not sure I could take your terrible bullying IRL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I'm very personable IRL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
*senses trap*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
for personable read high

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Don't be such a fucking wet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
As long as you don't have it some chav/tourist trap shit hole like the Porterhouse
which seems to be a favourite for these mongs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Porterhouse is a perfectly good pub
as long as you aren't stupid enough to go there on a Friday or a Saturday. It's also one of the few pubs that can accomodate a shit load of people, has good beer and is central.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
It's horrid, and serves horrid beer and is frequeted by horrid people
there I've said it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
the bottled beer selection is epic and a couple of the draught beers are good
And I fucking defy you to find a pub in that area that ISN'T frequented by horrid people.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I'm not saying I'd choose to drink there
but it's good for groups.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
By "area" do you mean "London"?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
covent garden/aldwych.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
It cannot be done.
Hence we'll not be having our party anywhere fucking near there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I'm thinking of the function room of the Griffin in Shoreditch or the Brewery Tap in Dalston.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Anywhere that doesn't involve Covent Garden cuntery is fine.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Brewery Tap used to be one of my locals.
between that and the London Fields if I remember rightly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
That's my 'hood.
I live at the bottom of Broadway Market.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
sweet.
I used to live on Marlborough Avenue. Junction of Shrublands Road, I think. Mind, this was 15 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Shame you're so far away these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
tru dat.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Oooh. A function room.
Will there be cheese and pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
If you get a tin of pineapple rings and put them on your nob...
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Well, half a tin.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
That made me laugh far too much.
*removes the Party Rings from my cock and goes to find the tin opener*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Haaaaaaaahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Hate to say it Apey, but he's right
If I can deal with it then you can. Plus, if you go Monty might give me a moment's respite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I'll just punch him in the hip if he gets too irritating

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Gowan.
It'll be a laff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
He'll be stoned and barely able to string a sentence together.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
this is true,
last time I met him he just kept slurring "nommy nommy sammiches" at me. Poor old fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I would love to come.
What date do you have in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
30/09

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Thing is, if folks need to get trains etc maybe the next day might be better?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Sounds fair.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Good man. 30th Sep or maybe Sat 1st?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
That weekend is in my diary.
Can we have breaks where we watch Fry and Laurie on a big screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
If we use the venue I'm thinking of we actually could.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
*faints*

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Shite
October 1st I'll be DJing. I'm keeping the 30th free and crossing my fingers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Free your weekend, and I'll give you the pounds I owe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I'll lose fifty if I don't DJ
I've actually lost track of who owes who waht
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
When is your child DJ starting?
I give you six months before he drives you to suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
He's 25, and I chose him because he and I get on
Make it twelve and you're on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
25 is still a child.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Yep I get to vet the guest list right?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Definitely.
No cunts, benders or uggos allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Hang on.
You sure?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
bit harsh making him cut himself from the invite list

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I'm not a bender :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
that's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This made me 'laugh out loud'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
seems unlikely
as I will have properly enskinted myself via the medium of honeymoon
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
It hurts that you haven't even acknowledged this.
and I used to think we had something....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
don't worry darling, we'll have just got back from our honeymoon
we don't need them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
So it's going to be some sort of disco?
A sort of social gathering to music?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
A disco where no-one dances and all the attendees sit as far from the decks as possible,
occasionally shaking their heads sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
send me a copy of your playlist and I will give you validation from afar

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I'll broadcast the show live on 'the internet'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
And each song has a 20minute introduction
on WHY IT'S BETTER THAN THE SONGS YOU LIKE
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Yep, with an accompanying slide show.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
You're consistent in your level of entertainment Monters, I'll give you that.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
No fucker's going to dance anyway are they
As much as no-one ever wants to be the first to get up and shake their booty in a club, it sure as hell isn't going to happen when surrounded by all manner of cunts with camera phones who'll upload the pics on Monday morning and meme the fuck out of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Well that'll just leave the floor open for us to tango then won't it.
by tango I mean me tripping over your feet and landing on my arse and you stropping off Louis Spence style.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Will there be awkward silences?
I'm only interested if there are awkward silences.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Loads of them. And the obligatory technical breakdown as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
<s>technical</s> emotional

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
How about a fight where some guy hits on another guy's girl
and the girl's yelling "Leave 'im, 'e's not worf it" and the guy's yelling "I'll fackin' kill 'im!"?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I'll bring that down from Manchester if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)
You can keep it if you like, kthxby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)

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