I used to box, but I didn't have a nickname.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dr "PhD in Pain" Preference

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Putting things in boxes doesn't really require a nickname.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

how was it?
I've never even hit someone in the face. Apart from my brother, but that doesn't count.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Really? I'm soft as shite, but even i've had to throw a few punches in my time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I've had people try and start on me
but it's never turned into a fight.

I'm curious to know how I'd handle myself as I'm a big fucker, yet fairly light on my feet, but I don't want to actually get in a fight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

it's shit, believe me
I've always been drunk so maybe not very coordinated, i think i've mentioned it before that the last person i punched in the face just looked at me in a bemused fashion before i blurted out "my other arm's much stronger"...then his mate donkey punched me :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'm more of a lover than a fighter
Some kid was once getting right in my face and threatening to stab me, so I grabbed his head in both hands and kissed him and pushed him away, he was so confused it sort of defused the situation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I recall my mate telling me a story of when him and a couple of our mates were having a smoke in his parents garden in town
and two scallies started harranguing them from outside the garden at which point one of our mates took the piss. The scallies invaded the garden and my mate punched one in the face, knocking him on his arse, and then punched him in the top of the head for good measure. Sounds amusing, but I'd probably still have bricked it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You'd have bricked him, when he was already down and out?
You're fucking wrong, you sick fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I had a feeling someone would say something like that.
might have known it'd be you. you smelly little oik.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

The only time anybody successfully started on me
I got a pasting as there were seven of them. I took that as a peculiar kind of compliment.

If you're interested, the mates I was with ran off. Low.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Great fun.
Hurts less than you'd think, but you do need to be very, very fit.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

It's surprising how quickly the fitness builds up though
I've been working out on a punchbag once or twice a week for about a month or so now, and I could barely manage a couple of minutes at first, now I can easily do 5 or 6 two minute rounds.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I could do with improving my overall fitness
can't afford the gym and I'm really not built for running. And I'm lazy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Boxing clubs tend to be very cheap.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I thought you were meant to use fists?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

This deserves credit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I don't think I'd like getting hit.
The bottom line is I need to go surfing more, because that's the main thing I want to be fit for, and not much else works you out in the same way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

You don't have to actually fight people.
You can just work out on the bags.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

your mum and wife go there?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Badum. and of course, tish.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

AYTHANGYOU

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Why don't you visit one of those training camps in Pakistan or Somalia?
From what I've heard you can lose the equivilant weight of your head!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I try to steer away from any exercise that will make me look tougher than I already look.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I don't have much time so have to excercise on the hoof

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Get yourself a cow
kill it, and then hang up the corpse and use it as a punchbag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

This is a cheap and long term solution

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

damn it
I've got a big chunk of cow. I should've got it in one piece rather than divided into cuts to go in the freezer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

ready tenderrised then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Yates on a Friday night is your friend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Yates is no one's friend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Paula was everyone's friend.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Serves Bob right for taking up with the pub slag

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

And also for being one of the most talentless, annoying cunts ever to draw breath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)