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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Look at my lovely daughter:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It constantly baffles me how you managed to create such a charming human being.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
It's alright, but I reckon me and you can try to do better. I said 'try', not actually 'do', I don't think I want a child with you until I know you a bit better at least, I hope you don't mind.
I don't really know where I'm going with this, one day I'll learn to say "Hello, how are you?" to someone.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Gonz darling
if you ever actually met me you would run a fucking mile.

Well, waddle, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*ENGAGE PANDATRON*
I think b3th is v. pretty actually
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Seconded
Most fervently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
You do know she is a girl, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Yes dear
It is odd, us both thinking the same person is pretty. What with you being a massive bender an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I'm still at a loss as to why watching a medical programme on BBC1 makes me a "Foxtrot"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
For some reason people think that participating in Ballroom dancing makes me gay
The difference is that half the people participating in my hobby are men. 100% of people watching Holby City are women. And gays. Well, a gay.

You.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Tenuous at best

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Factual at worst

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Glee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You'll miss my outraged updates when they're gone
ie now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass just to wank on her shadow


disclaimer - I've actually no idea what b3th looks like at all
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
In my eyes
Sonia from Eastenders, but with mousy blonde hair.

For some reason, others see something different. I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
yeah, but what does your shadow look like?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Similar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
fat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
POIDH

not really.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
thanks pal.
Really helping with the pain.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
actually, I only said "not really" because I was concerned I might be coming across as some kind of perv
not because I thought for one moment that they wouldn't be good.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Dig up, badger

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I've lost my spade :(

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You're commenting on my attractiveness alongside Gonz and Darth
and you're worried you look like a perv?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
fair point

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
*wipes brow*
Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Oh c'mon, is it _really_ that much of a perve to rummage through your oxfam clothes bag and pray the socks haven't been washed so they keep that smell?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
huh?
I'd say more like a cross between Sarah Palin and Carly Simon (pre mental plastic surgery)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I donno what you mean, if you mean 'cus you'd beat me up, then fair 'nuff.
If you mean 'cus you think you're mingging, then that's deffo not true.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
She's got her father's hair.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
And taste in shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
She appears to wearing the same shoes as I am at the moment
except that mine are black and sparkly instead of red.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
and jeggings

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
AND DAFFODILS LOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Morriseylols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
AND MY AXE!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Watching that tonight
I'm so fucking rock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
She looks sweet, but couldn't you have found somewhere more private for her to take a dump?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
She's alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

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