Friday night natter and disco!
GO! GO! GO!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:43, 135 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

why do you hate Bobby so?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I don't.
But his thread was looking a bit 'average' so I thought I'd suggest a general chat and some music.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

yours hasn't gone much better, yet
where the hell is everyone?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

They're on the REAL off-topic message board.
And we've not been invited.

I was tempted to to the pub this evening, but it is just too cold and wet for me to bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)

it really is sulky wingey weather
although berk's link just cheered me up a bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm listening to it now.
I've got the telly on mute (with Glastonbury coverage on it) just incase someone manages to damage Bono.

I wouldn't want to miss that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I have it on just a little louder
than the 6music coverage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Crass
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJhY9-qziU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I can't get this out of my head at the moment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeVJlLxGsmo
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)

yeah!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

What are you doing here berk!
It's the weekend. You should be out with TC.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

TC starts work at 7:30am on saturdays
I don't usually see him on a Friday night.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Have you had your Wimbledon trip yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)

No, that's on wednesday
I am studiously watching the highlights in preparation for it.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

At least if you're Centre Court you'll get to see some play, regardless of the weather.
Who is likely to be scheduled to play that day, or does it depend on the other courts and the weather in London over the next few days?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I don't think we are centre court
although I'm not entirely sure. I was told it's likely to be men's semi-finals that day, although again I'm not entirely sure.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)

You said 'semi'
*sniggers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Fnar.
are you sure you don't want my spare Pulp ticket? It's still spare...
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Not at the moment.
It is looking unlikely (at the moment) that I'll be able to make the bash, but if that changes and my weekend is free, I'll let you know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Oh go onnnnnnnnnnn

(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)

It's not a case of not wanting to!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)

my current earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r61LFkzKzQQ

She's very good and easy on the eyes.

Evening!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I had this in my head the other day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7ZWfvCjBE
and i was playing it to myself in my head while waiting for my cue in orchestra. I hadn't realised someone was going to play the organ (fnar) and it turns out that the first chord it plays in Saint Saen's 3rd Symphony is the same as the first chord in Intervention.

For a moment I wasn't sure which was in my head and which was real
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I was about to Google for cheese and pineapple hedgehogs
To give Blousie an idea of the sort of thing I'm expecting.

But instead YouTubed the search. I found this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcfo-8Rg4OE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)

cute

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)

misanthrope

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

what do you think would happen if your b3ta self mingled with your real self?
I reckon i'd be telling loads of people to fuck off and they'd all hate me
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I am exactly the same in real life

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:20, Reply)

i am not
I'm much funnier in person
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I find that very easy to believe...
*Online bully lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

i'm a mean person

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Is your passport application going off this weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Me too
I can't honestly say my online persona is any different to my offline one.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'd get disowned for trying to find puns in everything and for telling shit jokes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)

i do that everyday in my job

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Do you get told to 'leave the classroom' on a regular basis, or do the kids just write 'LTC' on the blackboard?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I mostly get away with embarrassed looks and groans
I get to tell them to leave the classroom, though, when any of them says bad things about dr who
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Have you managed to make the kids laugh yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:37, Reply)

oh yeah - more than one occassion
I got a round of applause for one pun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)

That must have been quite a moment.
Please, share the pun with the group.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)

it was quite context based, so it may not work here
it was a forensics group and for some reason someone had left condiments on the table (odd things like that happen in the photography department) and I was getting the batteries out for the lesson.

Hence I got to make a pun about a salt and battery.

I high 5'ed them all, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)

most of my lessons
are me arsing about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I hope you took the high 5s as a condiment yourself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Oh yeah - how did your presentation go?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, Reply)

It was a bit strange to be honest.
The people I met with had 'duped' me slightly, and rather than doing the usual thing of saying 'this is me, this is what I do, this is how I can help you' they'd dragged in most of their project team, so the questions and conversation were really specific to the project they are (currently) working on.

I think I may have unwittingly done a few hours work for them for nothing. I'm having another conversation with them next week and we'll see where we go from there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)

hmmm
I hope you told them some lies so they'd break something and you'd have to fix it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Interesting idea.
But if their lasting memory of me is 'That fucking Bristolian gave us shit advice' I'd say it would be unlikely they'd look to offer me hard cash for any further advice I might feel like offering.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)

secret bad advice...
...like a verbal virus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)

the self I am with my friends, not a lot
my work self on the other hand would get in trouble.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

is it bad
that I don't care that much about whether Bono pays his taxes?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)

But...
Sometimes you can't make it on your own.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

So what are you wearing to Monty's bash then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Speedo micro briefs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)

and a smile?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)

if you went as naked as the day you were born
you could be said to be wearing nothing but a similie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I'm far too miserable to be wearing a smile.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

disco theme?
What about bands that people are surprised at you loving?

Observe.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZ_eIrCegA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)

That does surprise me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I fucking love Teenage Fanclub.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Wotcha Jeffo
Here's a bit of old school house that never fails to put a smile on my face..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyIvWumkErI

I'm watching Constantine. Whenever I watch it I chuckle at the thought of all those 'tru comix fans' gnashing their teeth because they got Keanu instead of a blonde liverpudlian (or whatever the hell he was in the comix) in the lead role.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Your man from Bush is really good in this by the way

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I like house.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I live in a house

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)

me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:32, Reply)

A very big house?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Don't fucking mention Blur.
They cunt me the fuck off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)

How inconsiderate of them

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Any britpop that you do like PD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Are Jesus Jones considered britpop?
Surely everyone of sound mind likes Jesus Jones
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Doubt
it
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Well I thought my comment was clever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Sorry Jeff, it's been a while
I only ever bought the Liquidizer album. Well played.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I saw Jesus Jones once.
They were surprisingly good. Although the keyboard player used an ironing board as his keyboard stand.

Which was really fucking bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Depends how you define 'Britpop'
I love the Auteurs, Primal Scream, Teenage Fanclub and like two Oasis songs. Actually, just the one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Primal Scream are on BBC2 right this minute
In case you're not watching it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Ooh ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:46, Reply)

They're only showing two songs from today
Although Scream played screamadelica in its entirety. You might be able to find the whole thing either on the red button or on the BBC website.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:48, Reply)

They are playing it in the wrong order.
Mani joining the primals was the best transfer ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:50, Reply)

With this just being highlights, I'm not sure what order they played the gig in.
Mani would be a useful addition to most bands. The boy got riddim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:53, Reply)

On the screamadelica tour they are not playing it in order.
they do the comedown bit in the middle, not at the end.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:54, Reply)

In someways that's good.
It keeps you interested, and it stops everyone going to the bar at the same time, should there be one track that is less popular than the others.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)

It's for pacing reasons.
Screamadelica is meant to be like a night out on great pills- starts on a high goes trippy, then the comedown suite from Damaged right through to Shine Like Stars. They fuck with the order so they can start with Movin' on Up and finish with Loaded.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Did they play anything else in additon to the track from Screamadelica?
I've seen a few bands recently (Carter USM and Wonderstuff) who both had nights playing 'classic' albums. Both threw in a few other hits as well to pad the set out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:02, Reply)

They encore with the single version of Come Together

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:57, Reply)

alright Jeff
seen latest W****** R*** there is a surprise twist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:47, Reply)

wanking romans?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Had enough of those in my degree

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I too watch W****** R***
Last night.

A twist indeed. A reckon Scout is a feamle Monty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:49, Reply)

and Eleanor and Tom was a surprise
I was shocked at Karen suspending Chris.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Nah, I'm not surprised about Tom.
It happens every series. He meets someone unsuitable.

I was delighted to see just how quickly Denzil got over the loss of his sister, there is hope for all of us. Likewise, Finn. Last week, mourning a great loss, this week - he scored two goals in a kickabout!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:51, Reply)

haha true
it's obvious Karen will find out about her
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Oh yeah, that is bound to happen.
Likewise, there is more mileage in Karen and Rob. The stress of Aiden's behaviour will bring them back together.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:55, Reply)

I was surprised he got so little punishment
for telling people about Jess. I also think it's rather nasty that they've made the two main girls who are going to university on the show, drop out.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Who knows what will happen next week though...
Maybe one of them will be back for retakes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Looks like Vicki is going to lose the baby

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Exactly.
But how will Aiden react? Will he have decided to step up to the plate before this happens, or will he be delighed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I'm interested to find out
watched anything else good recently?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:08, Reply)

I've rewatched some old favourites, like Minder.
But I'm at a loss as to what to watch next. Any suggestions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:10, Reply)

The Kids behind Bars thing on bbciplayer is quite interesting
I'm buying some DVDs of TV shows atm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:11, Reply)

I've been watching that.
The traveller girl last night was fucking dangerous.

I just don't know where they get the language/behaviour from though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Get the house of cards trilogy.
You'll LOVE IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Downton Abbey is amazing.
it's only just come out here. Really fantastic show.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Morning/Evening/Night Poppet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Morning.
How's things?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:26, Reply)

I'm shattered.
But really restless. If I go to bed now, I won't sleep.

I hate it when this happens, 'cos if I don't get to sleep I get all wound up and distressed and then wake up more tired than when I went to bed.

Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:28, Reply)

I'm awake.
I'm considering going for a walk because it's so sunny out, although I have a sneaking suspicion that my lazy nature will win out and I'll merely sit in the sun reading.

Have a really strong painkiller or something to knock yourself out?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:43, Reply)

I have beer.
It'll work soon enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:45, Reply)

I like one Oasis song too
It might be the same one. There's really no way of telling.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Slide Away?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:48, Reply)

No, I'm a sucker for Champagne Supernova
One of my oldest friends got married recently and he, I and a group of old friends were stood in a circle with our arms around each other bellowing out that song at the wake reception and it was a pretty magical moment for us all.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:55, Reply)

I think my favourite Oasis song is Masterplan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:49, Reply)

No, but that's my favourite German power metal band
*masterplan fives*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I demand you acknowledge my clever Jesus Jones comment.
It's ^ up there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Done and done

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:58, Reply)

*BEAMS*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:02, Reply)

no
a small one

/avoids blur...although I like blur
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:38, Reply)

There's no other way.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I'm conscious and here.
although not very awake yet. Still eating breakfast.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Hola bitches.
I can't think of anything else to say really :(
( wanderlust, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:02, Reply)

Why does the calendar show your fellas bash as being on a Sunday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:04, Reply)

Either the calendar's gone wonky or Monty's a spastic.
I know it's the second option but am hoping it's the first.
( wanderlust, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:13, Reply)

Or that Monty is a wonky spastic.
When you next see him, check how many shoes he has on, or if he is tied to a tree.

This will help you draw your own conclusions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:14, Reply)

He doesn't tend to wear shoes.
He's more the kick them off and groan for a biscuit sort of man.
( wanderlust, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Is he a bloke or an old labrador?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Sometimes, I just can't tell.

( wanderlust, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:22, Reply)

If he shits on the rug, then it's time to put him down.
Does he suffer with separation anxiety?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:27, Reply)

alright wanderlust
long time no speak
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:08, Reply)

What DVDs did you order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:10, Reply)

OOOhhhhhh it's been ages.
I want a boobie cuddle from you soon.
( wanderlust, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:13, Reply)

Damn right
you coming to July bash?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:28, Reply)

apparently I am a 'serial homosexualist'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:12, Reply)

That just sounds like you enjoy Museli for breakfast.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:14, Reply)

apparently?

( wanderlust, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:15, Reply)

It has something to do with my high level of quending.
Ask Monty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:19, Reply)