I think Bobby has a good training regime for wrists
You just have to be good at using both arms.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

saturday really is Wank Day
on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Sunday used to be mine
But now I live alone it can be any day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to have to wait a few hours should I so desire
I feel like The Supreme Crow at the moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I can't wank : (
I'm still too poorly.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

It makes you better, silly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I can't seem to muster the inclination to think dirty thoughts.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

quick! someone write some porn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

"Deftly, she wrapped her hand over his throbbing member, eliciting a groan from him as she squeezed,"

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Oi! You're too young.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

AM NOT.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Are too.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*stamps foot*

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I rest my case.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I only stamped my foot to make you say that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

needs more girl porn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

okay....
"Madeleine brushed her lips over Corrie's shoulder, before gently pulling her closer, tugging her hips to her own by the belt on her jeans,then lightly kissing up to Corrie's soft, plump lips, and cheekily squeezing her breast."
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Madeleine?
Steady now.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

ahaha I dunno, was the first name that popped into my head!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Haha, sicko!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

How is it sick?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Madeleine McCann?
Maybe it's my brain that's wrong then :S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Ahahaha YOU are wrong.
I honestly did not think of it like that.
fuck! that's terrible! Seriously - what's wrong with your brain?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I thought that too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Maybe I'm more naive than I give myself credit for.
in my defense - we barely heard about it over here in Aus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Maybe you could play it safe with another name
Shannon perhaps.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

see now I feel like you're setting me up for a joke.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

:)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Right, I'm going to go to bed.
being Antipodean and all. G'night!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Night!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*honk*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I don't need dirty thoughts.
Sometimes it's just a pleasant sensation that cures hangovers and period pains and headaches.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

This ^^
Good for hangovers.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah! it is good for period pains.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)