First day of being unemployed
and I have a horrific hangover.

How would you start this momentous first day of the rest of your life?
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:21, 112 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anal.
Morning DJ. I have reached the snotty phase of my terrible cold and it's all down hill now thankfully.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:31, Reply)

But I've got to wait until it's dark before
I can shine the Al signal into the sky. That's ages away!
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Oh right! Well then bacon sammich and cup of tea.
Are you starting a new job soon?
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Not for a while yet
Next job will be somewhere I can live with the missus though. Need to get me some bacon.
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I presume your funding has come to an end, if you're postdoc-ing
I will be in the exact same situation come 30th september. Monty's megabash is the very next day, so I shall save up whilst I'm still getting paid and drink myself in to a sullen stupor.

Actually...this seems to have resembled your plan somewhat.
(berk, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Nope, he quit it on purpose because he actually wants to be dole scum

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

My mother has just done that
on the basis that my stepdad's retired and has just got a lumpsum they can live off for a while. I thought it was a bit bloody stupid tbh - but if he really has quit at least you guys can move in together?
(berk, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

He's saved up enough to be an international playboy* for a while
and then we're both going a-hunting for a place together, yup.
I'll just be looking to go straight from one job to the next because I'm a pauper.

*waking-up-at-noon-sitting-in-underpants-in-front-of-Sky-Sports-eating-pizza-boy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Aren't you somewhat Scottish?
Presumably today should feature Buckfast, a string vest, losing at football, watching Braveheart and honing your Sean Connery impersonation.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

See fucking Braveheart
an' the English an' fucking independence noo.

*falls over*
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I see nobody suggested "Ring Roota and wake her up at 8.37am"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

We're cunts but you have to draw the line somewhere

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

He did it anyway!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

It was an implied suggestion
Still haven't made it out of bed. My head really hurts and I'm starting to feel sick.
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Must be terminal, might as well make it your choice, here are some plane tickets to switzerland. Normally I'd ask you to bring me back some fags.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

As in nausea?
Have a couple of sips of water. If it makes you feel better, wait 15 and make tea.
If it doesn't,nil-by-mouth for an hour.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

What a BASTARD, I'd totally have an affair to teach him a lesson.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You sure you have no vested interest, Gonz?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure, do I?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

How you doing anyway you rogue?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I'm doing good thanks =)
I'm totally a grownup now, I ordered a loan last night and I'm looking at a flat in a few hours that I think I'm going to buy ! It's really cool, has two toilets and two big bedrooms and a small garden area and nice kitchen where I think I can put in all the mod cons.

I'm trying to work into the budget a 3D telly, I'm not 100% I can justify it, but I might be able too. I could put it down as a buisness expenses encase me and you want to make a 3D video.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Don't worry, it'll be pre-production 3D effects, i'll make sure the lighting is flatoring, get some smudge-proof mascara and a Director of Photography to make sure the scenes are all right.
We'd need a good sound guy, to make sure the harrowing yelps and crying (mostly by me) are portrayed to the general wider audiance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Shurrup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Haha, I'll get Michael Bay onto it to see if we can borrow the set from Transformers... that bit where they're on the moon and find the alien space ship could lend gravitas to the plot lines.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Oh that sounds ace!
Where's the flat?
Will you be going alone or taking in lodgers?
How much is one of those tellies?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

It's just down the road from where I currently am, it's ex-council, but ticks so many of my boxes.
Yup, I'm hoping TGB will be with me, I don't like living on my own, it's much better to live with someone. Plus it's silly for a room to go empty. It has a small office aswel which is awesomeness. and a dinning area so I can have dinner parties. I think I'm going to make the downstairs open-planned too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'm completely the opposite.
I took on two jobs and occasional poverty just so I could live on my own here. I'm too intolerant to share with people, yet my mate Vic's nearly 30 and she's still sharing.
Two bathrooms takes away a lot of the annoyance. Although V saved my life once when I fell asleep in the bath with a hangover.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You do realise that being married generally involves sharing a house with someone, don't you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

He doesn't annoy me.
Not even after 11 days in the same flat.
Most people annoy me after one day, and my favourite people after two days.
It'll be fine :S
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

um...
it may be longer than 11 days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Oh shit.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Really?
I lived with him for years and he totally got on my tits. Figuratively, of course. He's not a bert or anything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'll annoy him more than he annoys me.
I have a cat and bad habits. He is cleanly-like.

Also 'a bert' lolz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Love you too
Mrs Trebus.
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I think, thinking about it, I was on my tod for about 10 years, and I was working from home, which meant the only daily contact with people I had was shop keepers and phone calls to parents.
I had mates and stuff, but it's nice in the morning to be like "Oh hi, how was your evening?" every day. Sent me a bit mental, which I couldn't see 'till I finished it. I'd rather live on my tod than with someone I don't like though, when Irish was about that was really bad. I also love cooking for people, that makes me happy too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I suppose, working from home, yeah.
I go home to NOT speak. I like internetting because nobody's in my face.
But if a friend arranges something social on a Saturday, I'm thinking, "God, couldn't we have done this on Friday when I was in people-tolerant mode, and not on Saturday when I want to be on the sofa in my jarmers."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's kindda the good thing how I plan my places, that everyone has their own domain where they can chill, and comunal spots are there so there is company if you want it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

^this
Working at home with only the dog for company, I used to be absolutely desperate for conversation by the time mr b3th got home. Now he's retired and at home all fucking day, I'm desperate for some time alone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Oh man, if I had a dog, that would have fixed EVERYTHING.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

What kind of dog do you have? I like dogs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

This, so many times
I could save so much by living in a houseshare, but I just don't think I could deal with always having people in my space. Company's great when you want it, but I've lived on my own for so long now that I'd probably flip out. And I'd rather be skint and have some semblance of inner peace than have plenty of cash and be constantly on the verge of doing a Columbine.
(berk, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Misanthrope hi-five

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Woo!
My place'd be all the better for a cat though, I must say.
(berk, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Get a normal one
Mine is a sociopath
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I shared a room as a kid
I shared a room at boarding school
I shared a room at university

I like to have my own space now. Just with the option of company when I feel like it. I may need to get a social life or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Oh man that sucks
You must have never had time on your todd
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

two toilets!!
how very bourgeois
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Innit though!
Morning Captain. How are you and the army today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

alright, b3th, how's you?
I've been up far too long - I bought a new bit for my car, fitted it, dropped my car in for MOT then walked home in teh rain.

the pigs are pretty chilled today and didn't have to go out in the rain. Perhaps I should start toughening them up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Wondering why I stayed up till 2am
and wishing I felt more awake. Also, wishing it was sunny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

it really ought to be by now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Wet Wet Wet?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Ugh.
Out. Now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

*oo-eep ooo-eep*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

my lads rarely make that noise
there's a lot of grumbly purrs at the moment, as well as teeth chattering at each other
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Awwwwww

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Well spotted Rainier

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I'm sleep-deprived. I can't be quick-witted.
Actually I'm never quick-witted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Buy something nice for your sister
because she's lovely.

and not wake your fiancée up at stupid o'clock in the morning. as someone who was still awake at 2am, I have to say I find this behaviour absolutely unforgivable. Bad DJ. Shame on you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Although he knows it doesnlt bother me at all,
he'd probably still do it if it did!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I thought he didn't wake up before noon anyway.
I notice he's gone quiet. I bet the cheeky bastard's gone back to sleep.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I've been watching pre-recorded episodes of Arrested Development :P
I mostly wake up early. Mostly.
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

mmmm cheesy poooofs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm unemployed! I can't be buying things.

( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I just had a wank.
Morning DJTP.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Morning wank hi-5
You have washed your hands, right?
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

yup, showered and dressed, taking my older nephew to the nature trail in a bit.
Are you and the missus planning on attending the MECHA BASH in Oct?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm guessing not
as it looks like it will be attended by internet mongs. I've had enough of them.
( djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I think we both serve as a warning about what can happen if you talk to internet mongs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

great news!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Thanks for sharing.
People often tell me when they've had morning wanks.
I must have that kind of face.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

POIDH
Actually, never mind.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I donno how that would work, normally when you have a wank you're by yourself, and cameras are generally designed right handed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Bobby!
failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-spelling-fail1.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I LOVE THIS!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Knew you would

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I've noticed that since I've been going to the gym
my wrists have got skinnier and skinnier - clearly I'm not exercising them enough. I dug out my Powerball when I moved into the flat and I got it out this morning and had a few goes on it.

I'd forgotten how hard it was, and now my wrists and forearms really hurt and I have no grip.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I think Bobby has a good training regime for wrists
You just have to be good at using both arms.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

saturday really is Wank Day
on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Sunday used to be mine
But now I live alone it can be any day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to have to wait a few hours should I so desire
I feel like The Supreme Crow at the moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I can't wank : (
I'm still too poorly.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

It makes you better, silly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I can't seem to muster the inclination to think dirty thoughts.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

quick! someone write some porn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

"Deftly, she wrapped her hand over his throbbing member, eliciting a groan from him as she squeezed,"

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Oi! You're too young.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

AM NOT.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Are too.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*stamps foot*

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I rest my case.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I only stamped my foot to make you say that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

needs more girl porn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

okay....
"Madeleine brushed her lips over Corrie's shoulder, before gently pulling her closer, tugging her hips to her own by the belt on her jeans,then lightly kissing up to Corrie's soft, plump lips, and cheekily squeezing her breast."
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Madeleine?
Steady now.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

ahaha I dunno, was the first name that popped into my head!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Haha, sicko!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

How is it sick?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Madeleine McCann?
Maybe it's my brain that's wrong then :S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Ahahaha YOU are wrong.
I honestly did not think of it like that.
fuck! that's terrible! Seriously - what's wrong with your brain?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I thought that too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Maybe I'm more naive than I give myself credit for.
in my defense - we barely heard about it over here in Aus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Maybe you could play it safe with another name
Shannon perhaps.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

see now I feel like you're setting me up for a joke.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

:)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Right, I'm going to go to bed.
being Antipodean and all. G'night!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Night!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*honk*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I don't need dirty thoughts.
Sometimes it's just a pleasant sensation that cures hangovers and period pains and headaches.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

This ^^
Good for hangovers.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah! it is good for period pains.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Well, I'll be getting on a train to London next Friday...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)