nah, it's fine
I don't normally get it bad but the heat's wound me up plus taking this long to get back from my ex's after dropping The Boy off, fucking London fucking transport. I'm sating my urges by treating my neighbors and probably half the street, as the windows are open to swome Clash at full volume.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Lucky bastards.
I had to poo in a field today. Are you proud of me?
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

really? how come?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

she enjoyed it, the dirty girl.
Also, there's a toilet shortage in T'North. Hi Al.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)

hi name changer
You shouldn't listen to the clash, they're utter shit.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

There had to be one
but I thought it'd be Boyce. The Clash fucking rock, but it's OK, I'm resigned to not agreeing with you on stuff, do you care to suggest a better band , so I may mock it in turn?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Boyce hates everthing just because it exists
The Clash are just painfully dull and pretentious. Whether or not you like bands that I like will make no difference to Joe Strummers inability to write non pretentious rubbish
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Well, this is evidently your opinion.
mine, however differs, there's little more subjective than music taste, so this argument, like all others only more so, is unwinable. If you want to talk music I don't mind but if it's just a string of "The Clash are shit" comments I can't be arsed. At least Boyce actually likes some stuff and most of what he likes is actually pretty good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Dicky tummy.
When you gotta go you gotta go.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Blousie made poopie?
Well done, good blousie, soon you'll be ready for Big Girl Pants!

Gosh, that must have been fun. I've not had to do that since I was a kid on holiday, as I recall the hardest part to tackle was the wiping.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

nah, the trick is to spread your cheeks and squeeze hard
Then you don't need to wipe
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I had tissues.
I always have tissues. I used to be a girl guide.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Where did you put the tissues?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

on top of the poo
To deter treasure hunters
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

^this
Is was very overgrown and not somewhere hikers are bound to tread.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

did anyone see you?
Why were you in a field anyway?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

A field at the side of a canal.
I was walking with my mum and the dogs. There were outbuildings I hit behind.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

That just sounds like you are due to be waxed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

arf!
*checks for dangleberries*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

see above

(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Always good to be prepared.
A guide eh? Can you still fit in to your uniform?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)

she has a special uniform
For that kind of thing
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I only got my hostess badge and Al will confirm that I'm still a bloody great hostess.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

she let's you stay over, and if you're lonely
She let's you know that her door is always open.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

*winks*

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

+back

( broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

!

( broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE BROADSWORD.
CROSSED THE LINE.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'M A BAD BOY AND SHOULD BE PUNISHED

( broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

*hides boobies away*
FOREVER!!
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

On behalf of men everywhere may I just say:
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

so what does hostessing entail?
I can only think of air hostesses.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Getting drunk, hugging everyone and telling them how much I love them.
Also making sure everyone has bacon in the morning.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Well, I can do that
although people probably don't appreciate the hugs as much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)