Tell Auntie Blouse all about it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My financial shit is coming to a head,
I'm critically shortstaffed and have end of year stocktake starting Friday. The only thing keeping me sane (bar long-suffering Lusters) is the prospect of seeing my daughter again. Other than that I am ready to kill people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I am really sorry to hear that hon.
Are all the staff on summers holidays?
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Nope, someone's sick and someone left on Friday and I've no replacement.
I've 100+ CVs to read through - which I've no time to do as I'm doing the jobs of three people as it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

We could have a look through them for you.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Chuck away all the forrins
You now have 3 CVs to read
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

^this
And the homosexuals.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Most of them appear to be from children living up to two hours from here.
Their travel costs alone would render their employment pointless to them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Move a family of them into the toilets
4. Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Killing people isn't going to help with being shortstaffed
you clearly haven't thought this through.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Have you thought about giving yourself to a higher power?
It's great, it can absolve all responciblity for your actions, and if you choose someone who can not interact with us (ie, god), then you can do what the fuck you like and no one can be taken to action over it ! BUT, but, even better, you could do it in the name of someone who _does_ exist, like your ex-wife, and then she can take the heat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I sold my soul to Satan many years ago.
Unfortunately it was somewhat shop-soiled so he only gave me £8.68 for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

£2.02 more than we all expected

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)