to be fair
a small percentage of them keep shouting "come on, Tim" at him

that would fuck most people off. Although, as I said earlier, he's still a miserable shit with a face like a skelped arse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you hear that Wag the other day shout "You cannot be serious!" during a really quiet bit?
You could literally feel his pride through the television.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I would hate to be that person's partner.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I know, you can just imagine it...
"Oh not tonight, darling, I've got a heada-"
"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

sadly missed that
as I've been watching most of it from airport departure lounge bars this week so no sound.

On the plus side, that does give me the wonder that is auto subtitles, the best one so far being "so, murray needs to come in closer to receive as the Serbs are getting further apart"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

There's a simple way to deal with the "come on, Tim" ribbing
He just needs to bring a large, wooden crate onto the court with him, which he leaves just off to the side. When the crowd starts to yell "Come on, Tim!", he walks solemnly over the crate and stoves it open with his tennis raquet to reveal Tim Henman's bound, gagged, quivering form. He then proceeds to vigorously bukkake the ageing tennis star.

When spent, he can then wittily call to the umpire,
"New balls, please!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

hahahaha
*click*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Wouldn't there need to be more than one of him
for bukkake? Maybe if Becker/ McEnroe/ Navratilova joined in.

*edit* And if the crowd are going to heckle him surely a Dunblane gag would be much funnier?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Quite possibly, I do need to brush up on my Japanese...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

haha!
Click for Navratilova
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

bukkaka is the singular
trufax.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Shikaka?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Oh come on
I utterly refuse to accept you can call Henman a tennis "star"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Hahaha!
Good point well made, sir!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)