No work for me today.
Hurrah!
My flatmate moved out yesterday but left me with a million types of tea, a full length mirror, a lovely letter saying how good it was to live with me and a bottle of absinthe.
I might drink it and go for a walk in the sunshine.
( wanderlust, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bad Manners lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Lip up!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I hope you take the opportunity to walk around naked
and wank in every room again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I still live with other people and I don't think they'd like it too much.
One of them is creepy and old and makes my skin crawl so I'd really rather not be naked anywhere near him.
( wanderlust, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He'd fucking love it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I wasn't aware you and Monty had moved in together

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

*golf claps*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I have to concede that was good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

now, did he say how good it was to live with "you and a bottle of absinthe"
implying he needed strong, mildly hallucinogenic alcohol to cope?

Edit: what you need there is an Oxford Comma.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Point of order:
The 'Absinthe' of today contains no wormwood and is thus about as hallucinogenic as Fairy Liquid, which it fucking tastes of and looks like, coincidentally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)

The power of suggestion these days
Ooh, I'm drinking Absinthe, I must act like a twat and see things.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Precisely.
Then go home and skin up a few banana skins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

hahah
i remember some fat kid at school, trying to cook up banana skins
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

You remember this because that kid was you.
Come on, admit it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*eyes bananas on desk wistfully*
I was never fat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Sounds like you'll miss him.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)