Hey guys! Just wanted to say thanks for letting us have our own country!
I'm celebrating by having apple pie moonshine!
Yee haw!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:00, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But it appears that one country isn't enough for you now.
You also want Iraq, Afghanistan and now Libya.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

The yanks can't have one fucking day without you bleeding heart liberals giving them a rest?
Just because Donald Trump reckons "Who the fuck is gonna stop us? just look at our army? Fuck 'em, if we want oil prices down, they'll do it or we'll just take it anyway" without thinking that if they "just take it" it'll cost them, ohhh, I donno, $3T.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

yeah, but whatever you do, don't raise taxes from their historically low levels to trya nd deal with teh debt
that would be UNCONSTITUTIONAL
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

If it wasn't for K'dawg and Man V Food, I'd say nuke the whole lot of 'em.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

And Allison Hannigon, she's almost as pretty as b3th !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

It'll be part of Mexico soon

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I blame the French

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Well done for not making a horrible mess of it.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

You are an American?
I never knew.
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I hear you've been an idiot again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Dunno, that's an /ot default setting, he's fitting right in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Needs more asperges

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh you're here
I didn't get a chance to call you a retard for the 5 hour sunburn thing.

You're a retard.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'm not claiming that It wasn't my fault.
It's not like I didn't know I could be burned.
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh man, you are such a child

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I just expected my skin to have tanned quicker. My arms were still pale when I got inside and then they just went very red.
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

This is called sun burn
you'll get used to it. Where did you go last night BTW, we had a whole thread of twins and sex and bicycles and it was your thread but you'd sodded off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I thought the time to stop would be when my arms went brown while still in the sun.
I never realized that color only sets in when you get out after.
And last night there was nothing I could add really.
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

you are quite dim

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Cut him some slack, is but a babe in arms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

that was cutting him some slack.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Fair do's
rip him a new arsehole then
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Do you all still think he's a 16 year old boy?
Awesome.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Is he you?
Well done if so.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Lord no, he's not me.
Or is he...

He's not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I'll go back to my previous theory that he's BGB then
She says otherwise, but notice how they're never on at the same time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Taht's stupid, one could easily post on two accounts at once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Well, I could and you could, sure.
but BGB? She is Northern you know, things move slower up there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Oh man, this reminds me of a great cuss that me and my mates used to say.
"You can turn her on her front and it'll _still_ be like fucking a 16 year old boy".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Doesn't apply to roota though, she's oh gee oh gosh oh my SWELL. Almost as swell as B3th, who is like Hot Lips from M*A*S*H

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I don't really care whether he is or not.
it's difficult to believe that if someone were making stuff up that they'd make things up that were that daft.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I'm glad you don't care.
And you're not this gullible in real life so it's fine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

do you have an opinion on who he is then?
Or are you just generally skeptical? and Can I assume from the fact you speak to me you believe I'm real at least?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I do think you're real.
Fell free to go 'muahahaha' up the arm of your dressing gown if you're not. Don't care who he is. Some people bother me. He doesn't really.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Nah, I'm real
a bit annoying at times but real, people from Saturday's Bash have met me and everything *prouds*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Here's to your actual existence!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Not sure it's worth drinking to
But it has gotten rather better of late, not least due to the afore mentioned meeting of B3tans.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

he's like 12 or something
and for a kiddy he's not particularly thick. I mean compared to an actual human being, sure... but for what he is...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

he may be brighter than average (not hard)
but that sun tan thing is pretty stupid. He is saying that he thought he'd be able to watch his arms go brown and then know to get out of the sun before they went red and burned.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

well, yes, this is true, most of us had learned this by trial and error by then
but me seems to have the brains to realise that is he doesn't rise to it he gets less stick, which is more than many on here have.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

What did you say to me!?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I called you a tedious little fuckwit
Or I may have said "hello", it's hard to say?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Things are getting rather confusing these days
/dementialols

*poos on floor*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Yes dear
The nurse will be by directly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I find it tends to be a delayed reaction, but YMMV
You keep being reasonable, which makes you rather less fun, it's probably wise as you're likely out gunned in the venom department, but as I say less fun. And there's always something to contribute if only by laughing at Crunchy's ex-fella's ludicrously made up sexual antics. Go on insult someone, you'll enjoy it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

You're the exception that proves the rule, in regards to Darwin.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

And you are the exception that proves the "i before e except after c" rule

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

lolwut?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I don't know Gonz
I just don't know anymore
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

And you used it to make Paris Hilton...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

AND THE BANKING COLLAPSE RIGHT?!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

SUB PRIME BASTARDS!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Hang on, I thought the Opposition had been put on trial for it and been found entirely responsible.
Are you questioning the truth laid down by the Party?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

How do you pronouonce your username?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I don't.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I assumed it was welsh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Oh it's English, but the alphabet's been changed.
It's the same nonsense-code the personal information my profile is written in.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Hi Stephen!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

alright Eric

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Oh Kristine
what did you expect?
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

*looks imperiously down nose*
You're welcome to it...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

They're are welcome to the Deep South and Mid West
I wouldn't mind a bit of the East and West Coasts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I have to admit, I've never actually been to the States
Though I have been advised I'd do well to choose carefully where I go to first. If I ever do go.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I have been to Florida three times
The west coast and New England. All were jolly good fun.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I blame Canada.

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

For what?

( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Canadians?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

All this anti-Americanism,

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

*sings*
"They're not even a real country anywaaaaay..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Have a good one mate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)