Oh noes
This is not good. You seemed quite happy at the weekend, I saw you skip and everything.

I know lets sing a song about happy stuff but lets change the words, I'll do the first verse and then you do one, it'll cheer you right up, here goes:

*sings, off key to the tune of My favourite things*

High tech devices and big buxom lasses,
A rusty old bicycle and librarian glasses
Dragon-like creatures with leathery wings
These are a few of my favourite things!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ah, it's fine
probably just tired and the whole going from lots of people around to no one, except the guinea pigs, but they've been fighting.

black and white photos and trays full of fixer
a big glass of vodka with coke as a mixer
Days when you sit round a campfire and sing
these are a few of my favourite things

(that was tricky, I seem to have lost my touch)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

ha, you got one in while I was typing, nice. :)
my trouble is finding stuff that I genuinely like that more or less scans and rhymes, doggerel I can churn out all day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

that was my problem, too
I actually would have put developer inthere, but it didn't fit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Got bored and did another verse
Reading a good book or listening to metal
Playing with myself, the sound of a kettle
Going to Camden to buy shiney rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

If you don't hurry up and join in I;ll have finished before you get there. story of my (sex) life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

I was only a bit slow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

don't put your self down
I'm sure you're quite bright really. :P
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

in fact if anything too bright
I suspect that's your problem.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:39, Reply)

pff! hardly
I'm an idiot who says big words as a smoke-screen.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

when the pigs fight
when my face mings
when my hobby's sad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I simply remember that CQ's a cunt
and then I don't Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel sooooooooooo bad!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

yay
(wait? you have a cunt?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Yes
I keep it in my pocket and feed it on dry roasted peanuts. silly girl, I don'y have one of my own, although I borrow other people's from time to time.

However, it a purely figurative sense I am a massive one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I hope it's happy in there
well, that was a lovely sing song, thank you, but I think I should sleep soon - last day of term tomorrow and all that.

nighty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Nighty Night Cap'n
Feel better soon.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

cheers
tomorrow I will be unbearably cheerful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Then there shall be 2 of us
and we shall take over the world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)

You're not as bad as the fucking STUPID magpie lark who is repeatedly flying into my window.
7 or 8 times a minute.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

oh man!
let it in or something, it'll brain itself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

it's already brained itself I think.
It has done this so many times over the last six months that my window is absolutely filthy and scratched. yes, scratched.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

open the window and twat it
wiv a frying pan
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Would if I didn't have to remove a fly screeen to do this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

electrify the flyscreen
simple, my little antipodean friend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Would were it so easy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Everything is possible
with a positive mental attitude, a little mechanical aptitude and a swiss army knife. I have all these things but sadly I am on the wrong side of the planet to help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)