OH MY GOD, THE WORKING DAY IS RIDICULOUSLY LONG WHEN YOU START AT 9 !
I forgot how long it is !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:24, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I suspect you are Gonz
Am I correct?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You are correct.
Gonz has just discovered his love for HP Guinness sauce...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I need to try this

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It is really very nice.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

It's very very nice indeed
I bought a bottle for my bf which he complained about as he does not like brown sauce. Even though he is a ferocious Guinness fiend.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Hello Battered !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Hello Gonz
How are you?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm doing good thanks, not much to report really.
Glad life is going just swell for you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

9-5, 8 hours... it's 11:25 (therefore 2:30 into it, or 1/4)
12-8, same 8 hours.... it would be 2:30 now, and over half way through the day as lunchtime would have already happened.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I always take my lunchbreak later in the day, say 1:30 or 2 o'clock
as it makes the day go faster.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

HOW THE HELL IS IT ONLY 10 MINUTES SINCE I POSTED THAT? I POSTED THAT AN HOUR AGO.
I'm going for a fag.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Oh Gonz,
please stop killing yourself with legal drugs :(
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It's basicly self inflicted suicide =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I think all suicide is pretty self-inflicted, babe.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

You know what else is really long?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

The M1

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

a meter stick from the perspective of an atom.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I didn't get up until ten.
I've slobbed about drinking coffee and watching Top Gear for a bit, now I'm about to hit the shower and get on with some chores.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

If only I was a kept man !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I've just taken voluntary redundancy
after 20 years of being a public sector monkey. I feel I'm entitled to a couple of months off before I hurl myself back into the world of work. Fuck, I'm not even going to sign on yet as I'm not looking for anything at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Reilly would be envious !
Just joshing, you enjoy =£
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I intend to.
Right, must get on and get some stuff done.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Just tell them your looking for a job as an elephant scratcher

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Knowing his luck, that job would come up, and then he'd be entered into a contract and have to scratch elephant rectum 9-5.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

There are no elephants in the North East.
Well, not if you discount the Bigg Market at a weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)