pfft
well he was pervving up my cousin last week, kept talking to her and asked her to come into the shop to show her something on her car, which is stuff he never really does to other people
and she's just turned 19, barely legal right there
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I like how 19 in the states is 'barely legal' yet it's "past sell by date" here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Golden, not olden

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I feel more rusted than golden at the moment.
When I woke up this morning my elbows were in agony. Elbows, I tell you!

Fuck me, is there a joint in my body that isn't subject to the ravages of age and arthritis?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

*bones*
There is now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

My ankles are fucking killing me
I have no idea why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

old age

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

It seems to have come on suddenly (in a non-spunking way)
Once I have walked around for a while all is OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Hoof rot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

This could be true
*checks hooves*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

*tips*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I read that as eyebrows, which would have been a hell of a lot worst.
I don't really know how one's eyebrows can ache.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

pretty disgusting right there
I can't imagine fancying or even touching a 16 year old
that's just wrong
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I quite liked them when I was 14

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I liked one in particular when I was 14. But those days are over.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

So you've always been interested in older gentleman then !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yup.
Sorry Gonz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Pitty, really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Just wait till I hit 40
Then I'll be on a toyboy hunt...

for realz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

SHUT UP ALTHEGEORDY ! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER WHEN YOU IMPLY BY NOT BEING HERE THAT IT'S LAUGHABLE THAT SHE IS SAYING "just wait 'till I hit 40", LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN YEARS AGO.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh, that's it, Gonz.
That's it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

<3 u Mag Hulihan !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Too late, Gonz.
Too late.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You say that now, but we'll be staring across from each other in the mess hall after a long hard shift, and I'll be lighting up a fag about to lay down a winning hand of poker...
... when Radar will go "Incoming !" and we'll all be like "What? I don't hear anything", then a few moments later we'll hear the choppers.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

As much as I try and fight it...............toyboys are the way forward.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I realise I'm not old enought to have a "toyboy"
but I'm thinking it's the only way to trick a guy into sleeping with me, to hit them while they're young and stupid
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Yeah, I think my next one will be a toyboy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

how old do you have to be to get one?
how much younger does he have to be to qualify?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
I would suggest a difference in age of at least five years, meaning you should ideally be at least thirty to be sure of getting a decent one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Gonz could never be MY toyboy :(
You have fun with him, okay? :((
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)