But you get to cock about with cameras everyday.
I get to slave over spreadsheets and I have to talk to people who use words like 'blue sky thinking'.

People who use phrases like 'blue sky thinking' get the hump when you say, 'And the difference between 'blue sky thinking' and just 'thinking' is what exactly?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i do like arsing about with cameras
and wearing robes. I asked my boss if I could wear the robes all the time. She said I could, but she'd have to check with health and safety for wearing them in teh darkroom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

And I'm guessing you also benefit from a massive holiday entitlement as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

in the sense that I don't get paid for them yet, yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Sorry.
I thought teachers got an annual salary and were paid during term breaks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

you do when you're not a temp, like me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Well I hope these other 21 people going for your job all get overlooked in favour of you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

cheers
I'm bored of talking about my job - look at the picture I'm about to post n the left. It's totally chock full of lolz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

What are you laughing at Missus!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

You, you muppet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

*sads*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

You make me laugh.
Isn't that a good thing?
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

It is a good thing Blousie.
But I don't know WHY I make you laugh.

This is less good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I'd say coz you is funny
but what do I know?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Blousie laughs at me
Not with me though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

is that not better than nothing?
crumbs of comfort from such an exalted lady are better than nothing, surely?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

She has to be nice to me as I'd booked her a bash-hug for being awesome!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I'm sure that helped
everyone likes a hug.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

you want to use more carrot and stick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Hell is other people.
And there is nothing more hellish than those who love a good buzzword.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

our favourite is
"...falls naturally out of the curriculum..."

which means "we're giving you more shit to do in your lessons but no extra time to do it in"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Make one of these for your sector!
www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)

hehe
might have to. Luckily I don't go to all that many meetings
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

How is playground patrol going? Are you still on the look out for 'that fella'
You know, the one who turned your head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I don't have to go again until September
it's very unlikely I'll see him until then *sigh*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Hey, it might be summer by September.
You could show off your school holiday tan and he'll be all 'Wow! Captain, with this tan you are spoiling us'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

tan? HAHAHHAHAHH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

What we lack in buzzwords we make up for in acronyms.
With this in mind, I've started calling actions with very uncertain timescales SMQs (String Measurement Queries).
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I love string theory.
I watched an Horizon programme about it once and my head nearly exploded.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)