"friends" are pointless
the only reason they're there is to keep you from being lonely, or to give you something to do other than be around your partner all of the time
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And to lend you money that you don't then pay back - and to introduce you to their femal friends that you then give venereal diseases to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I hate people, Monty.
I really do.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

You do seen to have quite crap friends though, you're always moaning about them
maybe get some new ones?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I'm usually just moaning about my flatmate, but yesterday she caused a ridiculous fight of epic proportions with my other friends over something that was none of her business.
And it made me realise exactly how people are. My other friends are no better, they don't care about me, so fuck people.

I wouldn't even know where to begin with finding new friends.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

They have a way of turning up, don't worry about it.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

zumba!
zumba!
ZUMBA!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I should lose weight to get real friends?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

nah, just take up a new hobby
Zumba just seems to be everywhere these days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Have you actually seen what that is?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Gurning idiots salsa dancing with weights?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

yeah but have you watched it?
it's a bit shit, imo
I couldn't do it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

the one I went to involved us dancing to
the birdie song
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
Wales is shit!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I'm not going to argue
I'm not welsh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*shakes*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

*offers hand sanitiser*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

*notices all the boys have turned up in the yard*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Misanthropy FTW
Now fuck off.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Friends are awesome and I couldn't be happy without mine.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

You're lucky.
Because I no longer consider my "friends" friends.
They're all petty, immature, users. And I'm basically done with the human race.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Get rid.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Don't need to, they got rid of me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I'm sad for you Krizzabelle; If I lived in Virginia I'd totally be your friend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I can hear her sigh of relief from here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

That was a queef

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Were I new to B3ta I think I'd go with 'Queef Richards' as my nom de plume.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I'm better off alone, honestly.
Maybe it's me. I doubt it though, because I'm awesome.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Fair dos...I'll take my friendship elsewhere
anyone?
anyone?
anyone?...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Whatever. You said if you were HERE you'd be my friend.
But you're not.

This is like ultimate rejection TIMES TWO.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The more the merrier IMHO
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

+ TEP
/Mummy lolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

*weaves friendship bracelet like it's 1992 *

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

oh man
friendship bracelets - I'm want to make some now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)

AAARGH FINISH YOUR FUCKING SENTENCE.
'Get rid'
'Come with'

I really hate that shit. Sorry, 'really hate'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

There is time to find new awesome friends K.
You're only young.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tECCvdWEweA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I'm sorry I could only listen to about 20 seconds of that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

It's shit. But relevant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Sounds like the perfect excuse to move to London !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Haha! doesn't it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Friends HUGE BREASTS

I think this works for most of us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

BREASTS COCKS
most of us me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)